How do I stop my cat from reading Nietzsche?

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>>8451839

>mfw your pleb cat probably hasn't even read the greeks

>>8451839
hahahahaha....Ubercat

>>8451844
They often get stuck at their Egyptian glory days.

>>8451859
fucking hell that made me laugh

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>>8451885
WE WUZ WORSHIPPED N SHIET

>>8451844
Why is it sinful to read Nietzsche (or other authors) without having read their predecessors?

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>>8451839
when you gaze at the kitty, the kitty gazes also into you

What is some good cat friendly literature?

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>>8452805

>>8452814
Is the book about cats?

>>8452805
Master and Margarita

>>8452814
is this Garfield?

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>>8452916
>walk into the kitchen
>see odie

>>8451839
Cats can't read, dumbass

>>8452976
>his cat hasn't read Ulysses
>his dog hasn't completed it's dissertation on quantum mechanics

>>8451839
BLUE BOARD

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Just keep your dog away

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>>8453896
So Nietzsche is Jim from Friday Night Dinner?

https://youtu.be/s-Hd38OCzwQ

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>>8452805

>>8451897
>>8451885
MEOW

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqmutSojKyw

How can I stop laughing at Platonists?

>>8454301
How can I stop laughing at people who label themselves 'Nietzscheans' or 'Platonists'?

>>8454301
>letting dead old white men tell you how to think

eww

>>8452805
Children's books by Robert Westall, especially Blitzcat and The Cats of Seroster, which was one of my favourites and incredibly based.

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>>8451839

Pff, my cat is writing a dissertation on Tolstoy and fluent in seven languages.

He finished Nietzsche before he left the nest.

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i need more cats reading books please

My cat looks dumb, everytime I put a book in front of him the only thing he does is try to chew it.

>>8454891
>nest

>>8454930
I am a cat and that is a normal phase in the cat process to learn Nietzsche, you start chewing them with your jaws and then with your mind.

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>>8454944
>mfw I chewed Nietzsche with my mind.

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>>8454914

Is this your fetish or something?

Dirty old man.

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>>8454914

>>8451897
My Ancestor :)

>>8455405
kek

>>8451905
Its sinful to read nietzsche pleb, if you ever read him you would know that

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Since this is the cat thread I would like to say something about the poem in pic related

It's supposed to be very sad.

But when I read it I just think it's rather stupid.
Just fucking buy a second cat and everything is good

What if I whipped my cat.

I bet he thinks he's a tiger.

>>8455423
It should be a dog. Cats dont give a fuck about anything.

>>8451844
how do you know?