Post characters that are literally you.

>>8442084
Are you a qt grill?

>>8442099
no, i'm morbidly obese and balding due to a thyroid problem and i have cystic acne and facial hair

>>8442230
>WICKED
>NIHILSTIC

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He is quite the character.

>>8442230
Phony

Peter Walsh from Mrs. Dalloway

Kagney linn Karter from Kagney linn Karter's autobiography

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More aspirational than actual. I could live to be 200 and I would still know less than him. But in the sense of holding a more-or-less sinecurical position with a university, living simply and reading a lot of old books, yeah.

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>>8442080

Erika Kohut

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>>8442080

>>8442080
jack gladney, white noise

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>>8442080

Not a character, but I'm basically Schopenhauer - which is annoying as I like Nietzsche more.

Lately I've been trying very hard not to disdain women as a whole, though.

Giovanni Drogo

Lazare from The Joy of Life

don juan

Francisco d´Anconia

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Jean des Esseintes to be honest

>>8442080

The narrator from Confessions of a Mask is one. It's like the one and only book that's worth reading if you want to know what a homosexual feels like, given that said homo has any sense of moral duty. Many don't, but many more of us do.

And Stephen Dedalus from Portrait. Not quite in Ulysses. I reformed myself before that stage, thank god.

>>8442608
I came here to post this.
Wow...

Kinda says something about us females on 4chan, huh

>>8442608
>>8443731
Never met a straight female 4chan visitor. I think it would be interesting but unlikely. Are you guys like more masculine or something

>>8443771

Not her. I've met some women on /lit/, they tend to be normal women who are more intelligent and less socially inclined. There are more than a few.

>>8443771
What are you on about? Dykes are stereotypically more masculine.

>>8443778
Noone on 4chan is normal.

>>8443778
Maybe it's just coincidences

>>8443800
It was a question on how you act, not on whether you prefer vags to cocks. misunderstood my intention
>>8443804
vulshit

>>8442622
This

>>8443816
I still find your intention unclear.

>>8443771

The Piano Teacher is straight, she just likes to be abused.

Right? I didn't read the whole book.

>>8443670
Can you afford it? I envy you.

>>8443825
'A possibly distinguishable trait of straight females on 4chan'* is better?

>>8443840
Not in the slightest. What has any of this to do with being "masculine"?

Oblomov is easily the most relevant book to today

>>8443832
Yes I know, the juxtapositioning of my 'i only met lesbo 4channers' and 'are you masculine' made it confusing but it was just a random question. sorry bad at english and explaining and all that

>>8443847
Ugh nothing at all. I was asking if str8 woman 4chanzers have a weird trait or something, I just used masculinity as an example since it's not very common among the xx

>>8442230

did you also rape your sister, Phoebe?

>>8443861
Well some sort of masochism I think, which is why I pointed out it was funny we both picked Erika Kohut.

>>8442449
Aren't we all?

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>>8442608
>>8443867

I was fwb with a literal masochist who admitted to browsing /d/ or /h/ or one of the anime porn boards. She said she felt "at home" there. She was also angry and misanthropic like Erika. I miss that girl.

>>8443867
This was a very stressful conversation.

>>8443836
Hardly. I meant it more in a way of thinking.

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>>8443886
Yeah...

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>>8443885
Did she ask you to hurt her?
(SEXUALLY)

I will need more info, Anon.

>>8443897
Ok now what

>>8443912
Maybe just stand here for a while and stare at each other in awkward silence.

>>8443898

The day after we first had sex she told me that she was very submissive and she lived to serve

She also went to the sex shop and bought a red ballgag and cuffs

I didn't physically hurt her, but I ordered her around and told her what to do in bed and made her go down on her knees Most girls would find that psychologically tough, I think. She just wanted me to use her for my pleasure and take what I wanted

She had a lot of tattoos and my private nickname for her was "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"

>>8443945
I'm really not liking this.

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>>8443953
This is some vanilla tier semi-BDSM roleplaying shit, not Elfriede Jelinek-masochism.

>I didn't physically hurt her
I mean... Not even.

>(...) down on her knees. Most girls would find that psychologically tough
Is this bait?

>She had a lot of tattoos and my private nickname for her was "The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo"
It's bait.

>>8443953
>made her go down on her knees Most girls would find that psychologically tough, I think
what.

>>8443976

I'm not baiting you. She seemed like she wanted to be punished. She didn't eat enough, she worked way harder than she needed to, she drank too much, her body was thin and hard. She didn't have girly clothes, just black jeans and black sweatshirts and monochrome tee shirts. She had one black dress and one pair of old fashioned looking black high heels that I never saw her wear, just ratty converses. She was constantly getting knew ink work, they snaked around almost every surface on her except for her face and ass. She expressed angry, extreme opinions on other people and on justice.

I knew her when she was little and she had a tough childhood. It's like she was atoning for something. I don't know Anon, I'm not a BDSM expert, I was afraid of hurting her feelings. I was pretty taken with her, which was bad, and maybe that was part of the problem.

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>>8443978

I've only seen that stuff in porn. The other girls I had sex with wouldn't have stood for it. One of them threatened to "bite it off" if I "put my hand anywhere near her head" and that I was "very lucky she was doing it at all." I'm not super experienced, go easy on me.

>>8444043
>stood for it
How tall are you lad

>>8444043
You're not wrong about it being a humiliating act though, but fellatio in itself already is.

>>8444043
>One of them threatened to "bite it off" if I "put my hand anywhere near her head" and that I was "very lucky she was doing it at all."
what a bitch to be desu

>>8442608
I'd also like it very much.

>>8444055
Is eating a girl out humiliating? Fuck, there's nothing wrong with sucking dick what the hell

>>8444130

I'm the guy who had the awkward relationship with the /d/ girl, and when I was a young teenager, my mom told me that I should never ask a girl for oral sex because it was degrading and not enjoyable for them.

One of those inescapable car trip sex ed talks.

>>8444148
Sex is both degrading and self-affirming for everyone involved. I don't understand how people expect to be able to maintain their ego and personal dignity in the realm of sex. One of the most important things about it is how vulnerable it makes both parties.

>>8442080
The protagonist of my diary desu

>>8444130
No, it isn't. And why is that? Patriarchal norms.
Not even baiting. Women are always more vulnerable in sex, they get conquered - they get tainted, used, ruined. Men are the winners, they get praised for having conquered. This is pretty well-known in society, anon.

>>8444171
not me nigga, i fuckin slam the pussy like a boss

sydney carton from a tale of two cities

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>>8442912
I could say the same thing, glad someone understands my unsatisfied will.

I am LITERALLY Nietzsche (except maybe a little smarter)

>>8442080
Not a fan of Plath but Esther Greenwood

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Except my hair's longer.

I'm kinda like a dark version of Sissyphys from Camus' Labyrinth.

Or like a shadow-Neitche---

I'm the Arab that got killed in Nausea

>>8444171
Having sex makes you a cuck. Not having sex makes you a cuck. We are and always will be cucks no matter what.

>>8442080
That one nigga from confederacy of dunces

>>8442912
I was about to post him. The reason I like reading him is because it's like reading the thoughts of a smarter version of myself.

>>8444842
Fuck I meant The Stranger

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Svidrigailov if he wasn't written by some Christian moralist dude.

So far, Rincewind the "Wizard".

λ

>>8446694

this makes me think of what characters would tend to go with what boards:
α - /fit/
β - /r9k/
λ - /lgbt/
δ,π,τ - /sci/
ε - many, including the anime boards
k - /fit/ or /biz/
? - /lit/
ϛ - /b/

>>8446999
Sorry not him but what are you referring to?

>>8447010

Well, for a 'character', >>8446694 literally posted the Greek letter lambda (λ), which has been adopted as a symbol by some n the LGBT community, and from there I got to thinking about other Greek characters and boards for no good reason, and my thinking was something like this:
-alpha (α) would go with /fit/ because of all the alpha wolves;
-beta (β) would be /r9k/ for all the beta self-pitying and so on;
-gamma for the above reason;
-delta (δ), pi (π), and tau (τ) have significant uses in mathematics and the sciences;
-epsilon (ε) has a meaning in math too, paticularly in calculus as symbolizing some small quantity, which mathematician Paul Erdős riffed on by jokingly referring to children as epsilons, and so I (somewhat unfairly) lumped in some boards based on that;
-kappa (k) makes me think of fraternities, so /fit/ and /biz/;
-not sure, ironically, what character to associate with our little shrine to belles lettres here;
- for /b/ I used stigma (ϛ) because of the name of the character.
tl;dr: a thought exercise likely of no interest to anyone but myself (Maybe it's fitting that I am Quixote >>8442622)

>>8447066
Thank you. That was actually decent

>>8444043
makes me wonder who truly /degenerate/ here desu

i literally stomped my ex in the stomach with my fist while fucking her ass and spitting in her face

my theory is that this is not uncommon

>>8448102
>literally stomped my ex in the stomach with my fist while fucking her ass and spitting in her face
>not uncommon

yeah im gonna have to disagree with you on that one

sounds like my ideal girl desu

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A massive cuck.

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Franny Glass.

>>8448657
more like Fanny Gas

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What can I say?

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For me, it's Chen: intelligent, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor.

>>8444171
>not being into boundary dissolution
>not lowering your ego to become one with the person you love
>not loving all women (its okay if you like men too I don't judge)
>not 69'ing as often as possible
the fuck man
Cumming in a woman is empowering my dude.

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Will you be my Jean Valjean, anon?

>>8442080
How are you like Oblomov?

>>8443778
>more intelligent
>4chan

yeah no

I think I am literally Mr Collins from Pride and Prejudice. I have a bad tendency to be somewhat of a bore and a sycophant

>>8449243
Comfy shut-in NEET who rarely does anything and extreme procrastinator.

>>8447066
>alpha
>fit
Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ

>>8449897
So you're like Oblomov in a very superficial way. Not only that, but you only identify with his faults but his virtues. In otherwords you're a lazy shithead that isn't like Oblomov at all. You probably haven't even read the book you posturing pseud.

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>>8442080

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Meme or not watching his interviews and reading his work have led me to believe that I'm rather like him.
>Depressed
>Bouts of suicidal idealization
> Will most likely an hero before 50

John Galt tbqh senpai

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*Leaves the room*

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>>8450944

>>8450903
Read it three times so far.

I guess I also relate to the disappointed idealist part of him, but I think the concrete stuff is most important about his identity. A lot of people are fed up with life, but only a few go as far with the resignation as him.

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Just overall fucked and escaping into bookworlds.

>>8443804
Noone in general is normal. Normies are a myth.

>>8452445
>le noone is normal meme xD
By fucking definition, the majority are normal.

Clarissa Dalloway, because I fuck everyone I know.

>>8451453
I wish I could do more than aspire to this.

>>8442212
>Thyroid
Stop ramming burgers and spaghetti down your 4-chinned throat and start doing excercise you fat piece of shit

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I'm basically Humbert, except I didn't score at 13.

ignatius j. reilly