You've been brutally murdered.
Which fictional detective do you want to solve the case ?
Why would I care? I'm dead.
>>8440771
I don't care who they arrest just as long as he's black
>>8440771
Tyrone Slothrop
Actually interesting hypothetical question:
If you were murdered by an otherwise very nice fellow, would you want him caught? What if the police tried to pin it on a drug gang, thereby giving a good reason to incarcerate a bunch of low-lifes rather than the good guy who actually murdered you?
>>8440771
Nicky Belane
>>8440771
Maigret, since that would probably mean I was able to travel to France
As long as they enjoyed murdering me then I wish them well, otherwise they deserve to burn in the sun. As you see, I am a utilitarian.
>>8440811
no i want him caught and tortured i can't believe the cunt actually did it i'm livid
>>8440811
No I would want him caught and killed. I don't care how nice he is otherwise, this is homicide, not a fender bender.
Dirk gently
Arsene Lupin.
>>8440771
Georges Perec, 2bh.
>>>/tv/
They already decided Poirot or Columbia
Fuck off