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You've been brutally murdered. Which fictional detective

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You've been brutally murdered.
Which fictional detective do you want to solve the case ?
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Why would I care? I'm dead.
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>>8440771
I don't care who they arrest just as long as he's black
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>>8440771
Tyrone Slothrop
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Actually interesting hypothetical question:

If you were murdered by an otherwise very nice fellow, would you want him caught? What if the police tried to pin it on a drug gang, thereby giving a good reason to incarcerate a bunch of low-lifes rather than the good guy who actually murdered you?
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>>8440771
Nicky Belane
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>>8440771

Maigret, since that would probably mean I was able to travel to France
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As long as they enjoyed murdering me then I wish them well, otherwise they deserve to burn in the sun. As you see, I am a utilitarian.
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>>8440771
Hercules Poirot or Philip Marlowe

>>8440811
I think I'd rather choose your second option
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>>8440811
no i want him caught and tortured i can't believe the cunt actually did it i'm livid
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>>8440811

No I would want him caught and killed. I don't care how nice he is otherwise, this is homicide, not a fender bender.
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Dirk gently
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Arsene Lupin.
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>>8440771
Georges Perec, 2bh.
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>>>/tv/
They already decided Poirot or Columbia
Fuck off
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