ITT books nobody has actually read

Infinite Jest

>>8427117
>>8427128
I have to get off this board.

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I'm convinced that nobody has ever read any of this fag's books unless they are forced to in school

It's not even proper English, you ned a translation like spark notes to understand any of it

>>8427146
4/10
decent bait, here's your (you)

>>8427146
i didn't need a translation. if you did, then that explains why your opinion of it is so bad.

>>8427146
Shakespeare is wonderful. You're retarded.

https://orthosphere.wordpress.com/2013/03/04/the-argument-from-truth/

>>8427146
>you ned a translation like spark notes to understand any of it
No, YOU need a translation. Don't blame others for your shortcomings.

>>8427117
The Qur'an is actually very short and an easy read. It's boring and batshit insane but should be read to get a taste for just how stupid most of humanity really is.

>>8427117
Midnight's Children

>>8427146
MacBeth is his only good book

>>8427146
To fully appreciate the English language, let alone English literature, you should read Shakespeare.

>>8427128
This

>>8427648
>plays are books
Kill yourself

>>8427146
To fully appreciate shakespeare I think everyone needs some outside help. Not necessarily sparknotes.

>>8427668
Macbeth is in fact a novel senpai dono.

>>8427146

No fear Shakespeare really helped me back in the day.

>>8427117
what honestly is this post supposed to mean? I have read the Quran. There are a billion translations and it's not even long.

>>8427146
>calling Shakespeare's plays books

8/10 bait, you didn't get me but you seemed to get a lot of other retards

The Story of the Vivian Girls, in What is Known as the Realms of the Unreal, of the Glandeco-Angelinian War Storm, Caused by the Child Slave Rebellion

>>8427812
And how much would you rate allah's finest fiction work desu?

>>8427648
You're forgetting the six Henry novels.

>>8428324
>The final revelation to God's final messenger (pbuh) is fiction
>Being this heretical
Haram af t b h

>>8427205
>It's boring and batshit insane

Seriously, It's like a schizophrenic person trying to remember what he overheard from someone reading the bible/Torah in a language they barely understood. I've tried reading it a few times and its a mess.

>>8427668
if its in a book form its a book you fucking retard
even a book with pictures is a book