What's the most /lit/ fetish? Hard mode: no farts

>>8418258
Feet or armpits

Most sophisticated fetishes

BDSM.

hentai aircraft girls, preferably with reptile-like claws

memes

>>8418279
boipussy only though,

and cum on their faces

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>>8418258

trying to fuck your favorite college professor.

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>>8418291
Currently in this boat.

My world lit professor has such nice biceps. I just want her to pick me up and carry me around.

ITT: people list their personal disgusting fetishes and try to pass them off as sophisticated.

Bug chasing.

>>8418258
feet.
but only if they have slender toes.

stomach punches

rip katielovesclassicbooks

>>8418258

Assholes - fetish of choice of Mozart and Joyce.

Footfags are basic bitches.

>>8418291
i already did though

>>8418338
>Assholes
Strange, I like the idea of this fetish, but in reality I am not so enthusiastic when I approach an asshole, either with my hand or mouth.

Unless you're talking about anal fucking, then I don't know, no real opinion on it.

>>8418353
It's really tight, which is perfect for most people of our generation who suffer from death grip syndrome after countless hours masturbating on the internet

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I fucked my cousin.

It is well known that Camus, Marlowe and Byron shared a preference for overweight and obese women.

>>8418676
Honestly incest is definitely the biggest fetish in literature. Everything else is just about the lifestyle of authors, while incest really lets you live a literary existence. Top tier fetish (only for same generation though.)

Hypnosis because it's my fetish oops

>>8418703
Yeah she's my first cousin. That counts as incest, right?

>>8418276
>Hardy and Huysmans reader
LONDON
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>>8418288
Sodomy was as pleb as loving hoes for greeks

>>8418712
Yup, I count any sort of "family" relationship as incest personally, even if you're not closely blood related. That's just my opinion though

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bread facing

>>8418258
pederasty

>>8418258
Missionary sex with the lights out and under the sheets.

>>8418822
Dubs have spoken.

>>8418781
this is going in my novel

asexuality

>>8418781
>it's an asian
of fucking course

>>8418258

Feminine, classy clothes: pantyhose, skirts, high heels etc

involuntary celibacy + voyeurism

>>8418670
I quit porn recently. Feeling much better because of it. I guess I'd like to fuck a chick in the ass once at least, just for the sake of it.

>>8418874
;_;

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>Tfw I can fap like a pro, but can't maintain an erection when I'm actually with a girl

Went to meet a girl for the first time on Wednesday. We drank like 7 pints and went back to her place. Not sure if it was due to the alcohol or simply because I wasn't expecting it, but she ended up disappointed.

2nd time in my life this has happened desu. Going to the doctor in a few days to get myself some viagra.

>Tfw I'm only 23

>>8418907
Maybe the cause is your "fapping like a pro".

>>8418907

probably she was just unattractive

>>8418938

Yeah, I've gone 'no fap' since that night to see if it helps for if/when the next time comes around.

Hoping I didn't leave her with the impression that I thought she was unattractive desu.

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Flat chests

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>>8418907

Who let the impotent normie in?

>>8418907
you probably just had whisky-dick.
don't get plastered before using your tools. Try it sober before seeing a doc

My girlfriend went to Bennington College. She is intelligent in a rather conservative, logical way (i.e. isn't a reckless artfag). She is extremely "cute" and petite and seems rather innocent when you meet her. Within a month of us being with each other she asked me to piss on her, choke her, slap her around, spank her, take her whenever I wanted and she made herself puke on my cock while blowing me. It's incredibly hot and it's a shame none of you pale virgin weirdos will ever experience dominating a submissive but intelligence and beautiful woman.

>>8418942

1. Don't go No Fap Mode. It could be worse.
2. Start fapping only once a week. Be careful with death grip (never ever use it).
3. Fap without watching porn. In fact, try to consume less and less porn until you fap just because you and your body tells you, not because you're alone/stressed/bored/etc.

Follow this, and in a couple of months you'll be fine.

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>>8419001

Probably, but may as well get some viagra/spedra/etc anyway.

Worst case scenario, it actually improves things overall. Better/longer erections, and so on.

>>8419017

#1 & #2 I can accept, although I'm not convinced by the whole 'Death Grip' thing. Even Dan Savage, who came up with it, has relented on some of his claims.

#3 is also fair. I usually get off to ridiculous BDSM shit, so normal/vanilla shit probably just seemed boring as fuck by comparison.

I'm sort of a sadist or whatever the right word for someone enjoying dominating is. Causing pain is somewhat secondary to me, though still nice, but only through the context of someone submitting to it.

That is probably my only proper fetish.

>>8418907
Might've been the alcohol bruh. I had the same problem once, it kinda sucked, but I'd drunk a whole bottle of whiskey and a few beers that night so no wonder.

>>8419026

>#3 is also fair. I usually get off to ridiculous BDSM shit, so normal/vanilla shit probably just seemed boring as fuck by comparison.

Yeah, stop watching porn. I had the exact same thing, and same experience you did, although with less alcohol. Quit porn for 7 days and retried and it worked fine. Now I watch vanilla shit like once a month.

>>8419038

>Might've been the alcohol bruh.

On this occasion, it probably was.

Although when it happened before, I was sober, so I don't want to take any chances desu

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>>8419048
You have a psychological issue which you are going to quick fix with pharmaceuticals.

>>8419100

Better than psychoanalytical nonsense desu, but maybe I'll give it a try if pharmaceuticals don't work.

Plus I really don't like the idea of this being a long-term thing. My ego always takes the biggest fucking hits over things like this, which surely makes things worse.

>>8418890
Anal is pretty choice, but overrated. Assholes are my biggest fetish, so most of the pleasure is mental, but I wouldn't say it feels significantly better or tighter than a pussy that hasn't been passed around much, just a different sensation. Its a shame that blowjobs feel the best, because they really don't do anything for me mentally.

>>8418258
Either pedo or vore.

>>8418676

I have been fucking my half-sister for the last two years.

>>8419593
How did that happen?

And were you separated as children?

Does impregnation count as a fetish? I mean, it's not really common to fetishize it, but it's literally the function of sex.

>>8419599

We have shared a bedroom since we were kids, we were used to seeing each other naked so we were comfortable with each other. One night when we were alone at home I jumped her when she came back in from a shower wearing just towels. It was borderline rape at first but she sort of eased into it out of some kind of familiarity and the fact that she just liked it I presume.
Now she instigates it herself occasionally.

No, but my mom was cheating on my dad, one day she decided after he returned from work that he wasn't allowed in and her kids had a new father
That new dad and father of my sister is a crooked cop with handsome rugged looks and my father being a delicate august professor with gentle features, he yielded.
To make it even more fucked, that cop still lives with his own original family every other day. They live down the block.
When I'm forty i'll write a seven part autobiographical novel of my life and become the third coming of Proust or second of Knausgaard.

>>8418907
Could be a thousand things, cigarettes, alcohol, lack of cardio, anxiety, insecurity, lack of physical attraction, who knows.
I had it my all life and what i discovered is that in most cases i can only fuck a girl properly after the third time we try. I think I just don't feel comfortable being naked next to someone if i'm not used to it.

>>8418907
7 pints was likely your downfall there pal.

>>8419570
>tfw into both
Oddly enough, they never combine

I've jerked off to pretty much everything except scat and cp. Nowadays I'm excited by just a nice blowjob given by a girl with pretty eyes.

>>8418907
>We drank like 7 pints
>Not sure if it was due to the alcohol
You should be posting this in /a/

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This

>>8419723
This is art

>>8418279
>>8418288
This

>>8419108
>Claims psychoanalysis is nonsense
>Makes reference to his "ego"

>>8419648
You're a rapist, your mother is a terrible person, and your father is a real shit for not fighting for his family.

10/10 story anon, would thank God every night that I'm not you

>>8419826
Shut up you fag.

>>8418822
Pedantry is the tru /lit/ fetish

forced feminization

>>8418317
shit taste
>being a low test footfag

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bestiality

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>>8418676
>incest is /lit/
>practiced among hillbillies and royalty
Incest is pleb shit like feet and rape. Vore is the thinking man's fetish.

Older women or girls who look like boys.

Joyce was into scat so yeah that

>>8420399
This + Boys who look like girls without trying too hard

>>8420387
What about shota, forced fem, and full cannibalism?

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>>8420399
This
Cakes and reverse traps are GOAT

>>8418712
No. only first-degree relatives count

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>>8420450
All good except for full cannibalism if you don't know it's coming, nothing is worse than being unprepared.

>>8420345
have you seen it anywhere other than sword of truth?
>>8420387
vore always comes with too much spirituality

>>8418781
I still prefer cakefarts

>>8418313
Nah, I'm just in to piss.

>>8420458
What do you mean being unprepared?

>>8420476
Be Prepared, it's the scout motto. You can't expect your dick to run like a well maintained train if the tracks are shitty.

>>8420464
the bible, I think mentioned that people were fucking animals when moses came down from the mountain.
not to mention the antichrist is supposed to be the product of bestiality

anne rice had that one story about snow white, or or something that had bestiality in it.

>Nancy Friday's 1973 book on female sexuality, My Secret Garden, comprised around 190 fantasies from different women; of these, 23 involve zoophilic activity.[17]

greek mythology

>Various classical writers recorded that bestiality was common in other cultures. Herodotus was followed by Pindar, Strabo and Plutarch[citation needed] in alleging that Egyptian women engaged in sexual relations with goats for religious and magical purposes - the animal aspects of Egyptian deities being particularly alien to the Greco–Roman world.[10][11] Conversely, Plutarch and Virgil make similar accusations of the Greeks, with Plutarch writing in his Discourse on the Reason of Beasts that they committed "very frequently and in many places great outrages, disorders and scandals against nature, in the matter of this pleasure of love; for there are men who have loved she-goats, sows and mares."

http://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/j.1754-0208.2006.tb00647.x/abstract

https://www.goodreads.com/shelf/show/bestiality

>>8420387
i AM royalty

How is there no mention of cuckolding?

It's definitely the most prevalent in literature....

>>8418678
I sure hope this is the correct answer, because holy shit do I love fat women. There's nothing sexier to me than a big 350 pound girl having to grunt as she struggles to get up off a bench at the mall.

Is impreg too vanilla to be /lit/?

>>8418258
eternal beauty concealed in escholastic trascedentals

>>8420692
Nah that's p lit bro

>>8420468
>not squat cobbling

I'm really into omorashi. For those of you who don't know what it is, its when people piss themselves.

>>8420468
There's nothing like a girl releasing a low, creamy sort of fart, the kind where you can tell it's a bit wet.

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>>8418258
Diapers. The perfect fetish for pseudo-intellectual man-babies.

>>8419138
It's grotesquely overrated and fetishized. I've done it one and the strange suction action you get is nice along with the tight hole but it's so gross. It smells. Asshole queefs are just farts.

>>8418703
>Implying Oedipus isn't /lit/ af

>>8420681
It's by far one of the most /lit/ fetishes out there. Shameful enough that you wouldn't talk about it in public but not so disgusting that you have to eat shit or do anything really nasty like that. The perfect taboo.

>>8418258
Of course its loli.

Not only are most people on 4chan pedos of some caliber, there are tons of authors throughout history who were secret pedos. Of course, much of that is speculative.

But I mean, the term lolita became what it is because of the book. Solid evidence right there.

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>That chapter in Eugene Onegin about feet
Incest

>>8419826
How am I a rapist? Tell me please.
Yes my mom is a cunt.

And my real father isn't a shit he just a complex soft and delicate being, it broke him.
He drove off to another country and left the academic world for 10+ years.
If he fought he would have been in jail for the rest of his live.

At least this way I can still visit him.

>>8420916
>One night when we were alone at home I jumped her when she came back in from a shower wearing just towels
>How am I a rapist?

>>8420925
He's not a rapist, he's a type a personality. He saw an opportunity and he seized it.

Know the difference anon.

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>/lit/ fetishes
>Feet
>Pedo
>Traps
>Incest

>Not burrying some hobo's face in opened books in the middle of a dark alley while ramming your dick inside his bleeding ass

Are you even serious /lit/?

>>8418338
>anal
>fetish

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>>8418676
So sophisticated.

>>8418258
Equestriennes.

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>>8418907

Alcohol & first date nerves, my man.

Tell me, were you expecting to go back to her place and fuck?

Viagra and shit like that should help in the future, but don't put it down to your junk malfunctioning. Also, don't let it get you down. If it went well up until your cock gave up, then at least you can die in the knowledge that you can manage to get into bed with a girl, even if you can't do 'the deed'. More than a lot of people on this website can say desu.

>>8420964

I'm talking Mike Adriano levels of fascination with licking pungent assholes anon.

>>8418258
the most /lit/ fetish?
it's books, faggot

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>>8418907
I'm like this as well
Can't get a boner for my gf, and if I do, I cum way too fast
Haven't been watching porn in months, though I was into some pretty depraved shit before I quit it
Don't usually drink before sex but I do smoke
And I love her very much

What do???

>>8418678
Marlowe was a homosexual, my man.

>>8421049

>but I do smoke

How much? This is probably it, if you smoke a lot.

>>8421074
A few cigs a day, she got me into it

>>8418277
absolutely, it's basically an art form

>>8421049
>>8421076

Not sure. But in regards to this:

>Can't get a boner for my gf, and if I do, I cum way too fast

Could be that you're not sexually attracted to her, but let's say you are. You should try masturbating once every couple of days. That should be enough to ensure that you cum neither too easily, nor with too much difficulty. Stick to strictly vanilla shit, and do NOT use a firm grip.

Pretty much every girl I've ever been with has felt loose as fuck, but that's only because I've been so used to the tightness of my grip - which isn't even THAT tight, but in comparison to a pussy, it is. Keep it loose, just a little friction.

>>8421078
That's probably the case, the stranglehold I have on my dick when I fap is ridiculous

>>8421049


get one of those pills like cialis, viagra &c
cialis seems 'more natural' i think
just fucking steamroll your girlfriend, if you cum too early fuck her again, have like a 4 hour sex session, you don't give a fuck, your dick can take it

build on your newfound sexual confidence and never have these problems again

>>8421125
>just fucking steamroll your girlfriend, if you cum too early fuck her again, have like a 4 hour sex session, you don't give a fuck, your dick can take it
this

>>8418258
feet

>>8418258
Librarians - surprised no one said it yet.

>>8421193

>50+ overweight, humourless women with no fashion sense/etc

Yeah, I wonder why no one said it yet...

>>8419648

Sounds hot, pics of your sister?

>>8421049
I have the same issue, but then I started dating a trans-girl. To this day she is the only one I can get a boner for.

>>8421390
>trans-girl
You started ating a guy and he is the only person who gets your dick hard. You don't become a woman because you dress like one or cut your dick off.

im asexuel

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>>8418279
>>8420895
This. Loli is sublime.

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feet obvs

>>8421448
>>8418279
>>8419783
when did /lit/ fill up with creeps

>>8420822
If the person isn't a fucking degenerate and cleans their asshole, anal is abap, but who am I to expect straight people to do anal right

>>8421397
>You don't become a woman because you dress like one or cut your dick off.

So if a transgender person has sexual reassignment surgery to get a vagina, and literally passes for a woman in every way, you could smell it or see that they had been a guy before?

Do you have x-ray glasses that see chromosomes?

>>8420895
I mean, liking loli doesn't make you a pedo. I've masturbated to loli doujins a million times, but, there is nothing appealing about real life lolis.

schoolgirls

>>8421467
>So if a transgender person has sexual reassignment surgery to get a vagina, and literally passes for a woman in every way, you could smell it or see that they had been a guy before?
Outside the whole obvious skeleton, different butt, large hands, feet and a stunning amount of mental issues it's absolutely impossible to tell.
>Do you have x-ray glasses that see chromosomes?
Are you stupid?
It's pretty hard to mistake a man with an artificial vagina for a woman if he hasn't covered himself up with a massive amount of makeup.

>>8421055
Marlowe was a cunning master of disguise. He pretended to be a closet homosexual in order to hide his BBW fetish.

>>8421049
Depraved how?

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>>8421496
>reading comprehension

I literally said: "If they pass for a woman in every way".

There are transpeople out there who literally look like their respective sex you know, and if they didn't tell you, you probably would never know either.

>>8421501
A bbw fetish was even less of a concern when Marlowe lived.

>>8421458
>I literally said: "If they pass for a woman in every way".
That's impossible you degenerate faggot. They may pass for a woman if you never pay any attention to their look.
>There are transpeople out there who literally look like their respective sex you know, and if they didn't tell you, you probably would never know either.
I would tho, it's always pretty obvious irl.
They can't make their hands or feet or foreheads or hips female no matter how much they tried.

>>8421529
Sounds like you have some repressed faggotry there, seeing as you are so adept at identifying men.

the fuck is the death grip

>>8421529
See Blaire White

>>8421577
It's a band.

>>8421618
a meme of a band if I ever saw one

but I said death grip not Death Grips

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>you will never be a ridiculously ambitious, high-profile intellectual and leader of men, the pure embodiment of a thousand esoteric Evolo-Carlylo-Weiningerian right-wing paeans about mystical boner charisma and the raw masculine gravitas of the Napoleonic world-spirit, but come home every day to your genius wife who is pseudo-secretly a fiery virago and with whom you have one of those eerily passionate and confusing love affairs that the modernists and decadents always had around the fin de siecle, and completely worship her as the chthonic embodiment of Venusian mutterrecht
>you will never cultivate your temporal power and self-control and manly virtues and even your physical body near to the point of a caricature of masculine entelechy, just so you can throw them at the feet of your qt gf at the end of the day, and then lick those feet
>you will never kneel and kiss your /lit/ waifu's legs while she reclines casually and feels completely entitled to hold all of your worth as a man in her hands, everything that makes you "you," everything you've striven for in a long, hard life of determination, aspiration, and achievement
>you will never have ecstatic visions of Pelasgian blasphemies while she forces you to lie on the floor beneath her, places one foot on either side of your head, and begins lowers her panties, for a long night of service as is befitting an avatar of gaia
>tfw I haven't been dommed in months

>>8421577
Squeezing you dick firmly with your whole hand.

>>8421468
I'd say as far as fetishism goes, they're basically the same thing. One is simply an ideal rendition.

>>8421468
I'd say as far as fetishism goes, they're basically the same thing. One is simply an ideal rendition.

I'd didn't say being a pedo was a bad thing, or that lolicons are going to harm children, just like contemplating murder isn't bad. Its the real act which is deplorable.

>>8421577
squeezing your dick hard when jacking off
it is not recommended for your sexual health

>>8421637
>>8421647
This is what I get for editing.

>>8421633
>>8421654
what

how else are you supposed to jack off, using two fingers like in those faggy orgasm denial videos?

>>8421662

If you ever actually fuck a girl, you'll notice it's generally far less tight/stimulating than your hand.

That's not the point however, as we would have died out long ago if we focused solely on sensation alone. Sometimes it's a sacrifice worth making.

>>8421677
There's literally no scientific evidence for the death grip.

>>8421694

Never said that.

I'm just saying that if you ever find a girl who can compete with your hand on a purely sensational level, you've fucking struck gold.

>>8421698
Yes, but actual sex is more than just benis in vagina though.

>>8421677
nigga I fuck my gf's arse regularly, don't lecture me

I don't see the problem with grabbing your dick with your whole hand, unless you're strangling it with all your might or something. this sounds a lot like that no-fap month crap, ie retarded limitations impossed upon themselves by retards who believe they'll better end up better, more fulfilled individuals

>>8421698
literally every girl I've fucked was superior to my hand on a "purely sentational level", even if I'm able to make myself cum faster with my hand. plus there are certain positions in which I can cum just almost as fast if I let myself go (from behind while standing, mostly)

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>>8421698
>I'm just saying that if you ever find a girl who can compete with your hand on a purely sensational level, you've fucking struck gold.

I agree. Sometimes I wonder what women are for when I can just jerk off and hang out with my male friends.

>>8421743
>>8421698
at this point, and at the risk of starting a flamewar, the question needs to be asked: you're circumcised, aren't you?

>>8421764
I'm>>8421743

And no, I'm not circumcised no.

>>8421618
best band of this decade

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>>8421704

I know. Maybe I should have been more specific.

Masturbation vs Vaginal Penetration is often a tough call, and this is coming from someone who naturally prefers the latter because of all the extra perks you get with an actual fucking girl (kissing, hair-pulling, nipple-sucking, moaning, etc).

>>8421716

That's cool. No need to take it personally bro, although there are clearly a few guys out there for whom it's not so clear cut.

>>8421743

Not worth it.

My whole point is that if real sex doesn't feel as good for you as, say, masturbation, then you should make some changes - rather than settling for masturbation.

>>8421764

No, I live in a reasonable European country - not America where they use your foreskins for skin cream.

>>8421844
>My whole point is that if real sex doesn't feel as good for you as, say, masturbation, then you should make some changes

What does this mean?

What if I am completely content masturbating?

Are you saying there is anything wrong with that, if so, why? Are women *really* worth all the hassle?

I don't think they are anymore. I have a large social network of friends, both female and male, and since I no longer care about chasing women and deal with their shit, I've actually begun to enjoy my life more than I did before.

>>8421858

>What if I am completely content masturbating?

That's good. I was too for years, until I began to realize that I was on my way to growing old alone.

>Are women *really* worth all the hassle?

If you get a good one, I'd say absolutely.

Do what you want. I'm just saying that even though, in my experience, masturbation can often feel better, that's not the be all and end all of what's worthwhile.

>>8421873
>If you get a good one, I'd say absolutely.

But how would you know if a woman is or is not a "good one" without already having put in a bunch of work, e.g committing to a bunch of hassle?

Going on dates, talking about what you have in common or lack thereof, future prospects, how much money she wants from you to give you access to her vagina etc.

I don't get why anyone has the energy to do all this shit anymore.

>>8421888

If you aren't prepared to play the game, then don't be surprised if it seems impossible to win.

>>8421888
>how much money she wants from you to give you access to her vagina etc

you sound like a contemptous asshole, which isn't particularly attractive to women

>>8420647
This. Not only is literature absolutely full of it, but it's also much more complex than most fetishes- it actually requires a plot with multiple characters and emotions other than simple love/lust.

>>8421968
Men always have to pay. Either by giving women attention, or something more material.

Doesn't matter if it's a prostitute, or if it's your wife.

>>8418279
Thread should have ended right here

There's nothing more refined than finding beauty and well being in something the general population can't see beyond the immorallity of it

>>8418258
Casual sex with close female friends.

>>8419006
She is a whore. Was she a virgin? What is it with you cucks? I bet you spend money on her.

Young, effeminate men is the right answer. Trannies are a poor substitute for a hot twink

>>8421077
someone understand me

>>8419723
uhh

>>8418329
Her blog is still active

>>8421587
I'd bleach that asshole of hers.

>>8422868
is it? I only see one post

Womans

>>8421459
>likes feet
>call others creeps
Choose one

>>8418315
The fucking worst

>>8421521
Exactly. It added an air of mystery, when in fact there was no problem. What a hero. What a genius.

>>8418258
I like simulated lesbian rape, but only if the person playing the victim fights back.

>>8418907
>Going to the doctor
if you were truly /lit/ you would be going to a lacanian psychoanalyst

>>8421515
You know those depth charts? Where vanilla is at the top and Mexican sugar dancing and tiles are at the bottom? I'm was at the bottom.

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interracial gay is the thinking man's fetish

Objective answers (I only personally share a couple of these):
Feet
Pederasty
Hebephilia/pedophilia/what-have-you
Farts/scat
Twink
Femdom
Incest (the original fetish)

The rest is mere lechery.

>>8423910
>Farts/scat

I've noticed that the really astounding geniuses have a strong tendency to be scat fetishists. Joyce had a scat fetish. So did Mozart. Pynchon does as well. It's a decent indicator that someone is smart, although I can't even begin to guess what the relationship between those two traits is.

>>8423923
scat fetishes aren't fart fetishes
also wittgenstein also liked farts

>>8423923
I would hardly call Joyce a or Mozart a scat fetishist. That's entirely a prude view. There's also no real evidence of your Pynchon accusation. He just fucking wrote a single scene.
You have very low criteria.

>>8418859
This guy

Sex

>>8422333
>Either by giving women attention
isn't the woman, then, also paying for your attention with sex or whatever

this "everything has a cost bruh" "everything is done out of a selfish motive" shit is, sometimes, the most ridiculous shit, honestly famiglia

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>>8421448
Indeed

>>8423952

Nah, Joyce was actually a scat fetishist - it wasn't just the farts. He mentions Nora shitting herself, the sight of a 'brown thing' coming out from between her buttocks, etc.

>>8423923

>It's a decent indicator that someone is smart, although I can't even begin to guess what the relationship between those two traits is.

I think a lot of geniuses have a certain measure of self-loathing, sometimes extreme. The scat fetish, conversely, is one of the most degrading things you can be subjected to (it is typical a fetish for whom its fetishists prefer to be on the receiving end), and so in a way it might fulfil their perceived need of justice in a sexual way.

>>8425260
Interesting idea, senpai.

Incest and incest impregnation are top-tier no doubt. Only fetishes I'm at all into.

>>8425201
Is that why there's such a fixation on anuses and defecation in Ulysses?

>>8419100
>pharmaceuticals
>morphine as an antidepressant
>cocaine is a great way to get off morphine

>>8426219

Freud really was just taking shots in the dark, wasn't he?

>>8425260

I meant the perceived need of punishment.

>>8426067

That's kinda how I see it, anyway. Self-loathing people who want to be 'punished' by others, in the most degrading way possible, both to get off and also to be assured that their self-loathing is not unreasonable (being subjected to treatment/behaviour that one would expect something loathed to be subjected to).

>>8426233
>both to get off and also to be assured that their self-loathing is not unreasonable
interesting idea, but why would this be associated with being genius? Is it not just some kind of neurosis?

>>8426326
Probably because they've received a great gift but don't feel like they deserved it.

>>8418279
He said fetish, not mental illness

shit thread

>>8426852

>pedophillia is a mental illness

Nice maymay

well seeing as I'm on lit...
cuckolding

>>8418258
jerkin it to the memory of someone you haven't seen for at least 5 years, ideally someone dead

>>8427850
what a humbert thing to do

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Official Ranking

extreme eproctophilia>ephebophilia>>>anthropophagolagnia>forniphilia>metrophilia>>>toxophilia>>>...>>>everything else

>>8418277
I find it hard to believe there's a single person on the face of the planet who isn't at least a bit into BDSM.

>>8419723
jesus christ

>>8421630
You write pretty well for a cuck.

>>8427959

>eproctophilia

he said no farts

>ephebophilia

Good taste.

>>8419723
this is absolutely disgusting

we must all be purged
this is too much

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I want a girl to call me "Sir"

It's very embarrassing.

>>8418907
Jesus christ buddy. The first reason is it's because you fap like a pro. Take a break, once-twice a weak. The second reason is the alcohol. Ever heard of "too drunk to fuck"?

Being into 7-14 year old girls
Hate Fucking/dominant Degrading/Rough sex
Feet

>>8428511
ur a sad little man

>>8421520

wew

Thank you for her, anon.

desu though, she'll never hide those arms and hands.

>>8421197
>Librarians are all 50+ overweight humourless women with no fashion sense.
>But doesn't bat an eye at people being attracted to 8-12 year old stupid, humourless, emotionless, legitimately lesser humans with no fashion sense.

Difference is one has a brain that has developed enough to consent.

Fucking weirdos.

>>8428515
it has nothing to do with either of those reasons you fucking dunce. it is a biophysical problem, a psychosomatic problem. it has to do with repressions. see a therapist. if you don't, enjoy getting hooked on GSK's viagra product for life as an impotent manboy consumer

>>8428545
Great post you absolute fucking retard

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>>8428544

>Implying I have to choose either

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>>8428541

I also want to be in charge of when a girl goes to the bathroom. Like, if she wants to pee, she has to ask permission first. I'm so fucked up. Why couldn't it be something normal like leather boots or cat ears?

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>>8428606
you are a dom

it's not that weird


being into scat is weird.
being a dom just mean you aren't a sub like most of 4chan

/d/ dom/sub thread will be your friend anon.

>>8428597
straight man poo

>>8428606

Are you young? This is a pretty basic power play scenario that you are describing.

>>8418258
I have none
am I boring?

>>8418703
Some good suggestions?

i like girls who aren't very girly but are certainly girls

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Femdom is obviously the most patrician fetish: it's all about toying with power. Note that geniuses are into it one way or another.

asphyxiation

>>8429621

>Note that geniuses are into it one way or another.

You're not a genius, m8. You're just a sub.

>>8429631
I've never said that, besides that's not the point. The only question is to know what is the most patrician fetish.

>>8429684

>The only question is to know what is the most patrician fetish.

Celibacy in yourself and others.

>>8429702
I fail to see how is celibacy a fetish.

>>8429708

I'm just fucking with you.

I'm just going to say what my sex life is like and let anons judge if it's /lit/.

I'm a sort of passive and aloof person, always gentle with women in normal life, but in bed I like dominating women, pushing them against a wall or pinning them down, choking, slapping, pulling hair. Anal and rimming are great. I'll fuck trannies too. I've also numerous times been the bull in a cuckolding scenario. I've fucked my friends' girlfriends, exes, crushes, siblings, sometimes in front of them.

>>8419723
>MFW I've seen some of that girl's fart stuff.

Only a few days ago, too. One of those porn search sessions that becomes less about masturbating and devolves into "I've gotta click that title, for the sheer spectacle of such decadent indecency". Then you come across a face like hers- decent actress, playful smile, bright eyes- and wind up wondering how either of you ended up here.
That's it, giving up porn and getting a literary agent by the end of September. Mark it, Horatio, see you fuckers on the other side.

>End up smelling Emma Cline's farts instead

>>8430552
I don't know if it's /lit/ but you basically embody my ideal sex life.

Are you a classical big black baton bull or an average white guy or none of the above?

>>8427167
>mental illnesses are now being reduced into memes
How much lower can we sink?

>>8430706
I'm a white guy, skinny and tall, better looking than average. Really I just care about my appearance and being well groomed already gives me an edge over most guys. It's like they find caring about their looks emasculating.

I wouldn't recommend it, really. I had a bad reputation in the town where I used to live. Other men were understandably jealous. If I befriended a girl people would warn her and tell her not to hang out with me.

>>8418907
>Tfw biggus dickus
>Tfw normally keep my erection after cumming
>Tfw can cum about six times in a night

I'm hardly a ladies man, but I'm curious if my efforts are particularly impressive, as I've only had a few relationships and no one night stands. My last gf was brutally honest and would always tell me if she actually came, and the other chick was a Dutch gymnast.

>>8418871
correct

>>8430552
Every cloud has a silver lining, but pray tell, in order to have such a wide variety of experiences, it must have cost you countless bouts of misery before you could get where you are with your sex life?

I'm asking, since you remind me of myself

>>8430781

>mental illness

Not according to the last DSM.

>>8424329
>this "everything has a cost bruh"

But it's true though. Time is money, and women have to be worth that time, else it's fucking pointless.

Like my friends are. They are worth my time, because they are fucking fun and we always end up doing fun shit.

How can a single female compete? With only her vagina? lol

>>8420050
kek

Lungfeeding / Lung Cancer Chasing since most intellectuals are also heavy smokers

Dendrophilia

Flower metaphors and dying trees galore

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>>8432823