I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. My knowledge of

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I have absolutely nothing interesting to say. My knowledge of literature and other intellectual pursuits is very cursory and shallow, often I pretend that I know a great deal about some author or concept while in reality I have only read a Wikipedia summary or something to that effect. I also have a tendency to repeat clever sounding expressions I've heard or read somewhere else even though I don't really have the intellectual clout to back up my reasoning. To mask this incompetence I hide behind a veneer of irony, sarcasm, local inside jokes etc. Whenever I engage in a discussion it is mostly to affirm my existing views and feel superior to people who don't agree with me, this gives me very pleasant dopamine rush.