Write the most beautiful sentence you can think of.

I raped that bitch's corpse, LOL.

His soul swooned slowly as he heard the snow falling faintly through the universe and faintly falling, like the descent of their last end, upon all the living and the dead.

"My fist turned into a yellow rose, then it started choking itself into other colors" Said the sailor while he recovering Excalibur, this way he could avoid becoming a pirate.

>>8405539
Best sentence in the English language

Therefore all seasons shall be sweet to thee,
Whether the summer clothe the general earth
With greenness, or the redbreast sit and sing
Betwixt the tufts of snow on the bare branch
Of mossy apple-tree, while the nigh thatch
Smokes in the sun-thaw; whether the eave-drops fall
Heard only in the trances of the blast,
Or if the secret ministry of frost
Shall hang them up in silent icicles,
Quietly shining to the quiet Moon.

I can afford to be a NEET for the rest of my life.

>>8405563
>thinking snow falling makes a sound that a human can hear
I don't think you really understand your own criticisms. I wouldn't consider the best in the english language, but, your complaints are only of ignorance.

There was a dwarf once, then he was gone, his roommate, an Angel, still dwells there, he wonders what's it is all about, perhaps he's too communist to form a useful answer.

Until a man is twenty-five, he still thinks, every so often, that under the right circumstances he could be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

>>8405563
He doesnt say faintly falling twice

>>8405620
DON'T BULLY ME

The most beautiful sentence you can think of.

A Europe only with its natives, without cultural marxism.

Literally teared up writing those words.

Hey man, can you come over, my place is full of stoned skinny chicks saying they want cock and you know I'm gay

She sat at the window, watching the evening invade the avenue.

HEY WHO WANTS TO BATTLE-RAP-POEM ME

I HAVE NEVER LOST.


You can't battle me faggot
I'll treat you like a maggot
Will storm your father in his jeep
Will rape your mother in her sleep
You gonna fail to escape in time
i'll be nigging here with crime

>>8405642
I was about to congratulate you, until I realized it's from Joyce's stash.

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>>8405531

>tfw gf

You neet-plebs are pathetic
My rhymes always so prophetic
Keep reading your bookie books
It's probably cause you lack in looks
All that meta-ironic fluff you think it's cool
At some point you'll realize you're the tool
You're drowning in the virgin juice pool
Stuck in your basement you're too pale
Just another pawn in the army of the numale

bish
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>>8405531

My daemon is a dragon, and she saved me from destroying my soul by sarcastically egging me on towards oblivion.

My eyes watered the first time I read this:

"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."

aigh aigh aigh
I'll grind you like rye
Nothing more than dust
You'll be the part of the toast where I cut the crust
You don't deserve peanut butter or jelly
Talented less than as R Kelly
Just give up and head home
btw your mom tits is filled with foam
gag on my pet fag
>>8405729
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Both you wack ass niggas suck
Postin on an anymous board
got ya dick tucked
I fucked both of your mothers
no trick son
I come from the underground with straight fire
turn a thread into a burning pyre
hittin this J gettin higher and higher
destroying these plebs is my only desire

>>8405531
There is no such thing as the most beautiful sentence I can think of.

>>8405531
Fuckers in school telling me, always in the barber shop Chief Keef ain’t bout this, Chief Keef ain’t bout that My boy a BD on fucking Lamron and them He, he they say that nigga don’t be putting in no work SHUT THE FUCK UP! Y'all niggas ain’t know shit All ya motherfuckers talk about Chief Keef ain’t no hitta Chief Keef ain’t this Chief Keef a fake SHUT THE FUCK UP Y'all don’t live with that nigga Y'all know that nigga got caught with a ratchet Shootin' at the police and shit Nigga been on probation since fuckin, I don’t know when! Motherfuckers stop fuckin' playin' him like that Them niggas savages out there If I catch another motherfucker talking sweet about Chief Keef I’m fucking beating they ass! I’m not fucking playing no more You know those niggas role with Lil' Reese and them

day of the rope

The only bad musician is one who is having a bad time.

>>8405531
There are rapping raptors in the rafters rhyming with rapture.

It was the afternoon of my eighty-first birthday, and I was in bed with my catamite when Ali announced that the archbishop had come to see me.

I was told there's a miracle through each day that i try,
I was told there's a new love that's born through each one that has died
I was told there'd be noone to count on when i feel alone and afraid
I was told if you dream of the next world, you'll find yourself
Swimming on a lake of fire

>>8405531
Nostalgia is static; vacant; perpetually sunbathed. Old memories are only to the accord of the hours surrendered, the wallows of a damned adolescent, a beast seized in distortion.

>>8405531
A flower on the moon

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The pale rich grand-slam batter for whose sake he had been shattered and beaten and scattered hid his true Egg-Nature.

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>pic related

>>8406029
That's not how you use a semicolon goddammit

I jerk off to cartoon porn of toddlers.

That night, I was no longer a Virgin.

no.

>>8406029
wow, horrible grammar, tear jerking

>>8405620
Fuck, I love it. Plagiarizing.

>>8405634
I teared up at the thought of you tearing up and wiping your tears off your overweight rosy cheekswhile wearing your stormcap and typing that sentence

poland has best prostitutes, i fucked plenty in london. i hope one is ur wife someday fag.

>>8405531
First I grew
then I ripened
but finally, I was consumed.

>>8406483
really makes me think.

>>8405639
Strong post here

>>8406493
About what? Self-recursive junk-bytes from the internet?

There's so many rooms in this house.

>>8405531
The best meal I will ever have will be tomorrow.

"I can't, my darling, for I have my period," she said tenderly, clapping her little sister on the shoulder, who proceeded to slide her unbloodied cunt down my cock, as my wife walked off to the kitchen to prepare post-coital sandwiches.

There once was a man from nantucket,
whos dick was so long he could fuck it,
he said with a grin,
as he wiped off his chin,
if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it.

>>8405572
memery aside, I like this one a lot.

>>8405620
I'm 24 and I've done nothing with my life. It's too late to be the baddest motherfucker in the world.

>>8405539
Now do the last sentence of Ulysses

"O shit nigger what are you doing!?" cried Bob Ewell.

I am haunted by the symbols of my past, of their echos and am torn in anguish by the horrible familiarity with how things unravel and fall apart.

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"Maybe 'okay' will be our 'always'"

The ass was fat

for sale: baby shoes, never worn

>>8406753
Why is his face so punchable?

Gary was here, Ash is a loser.

And I do want to see you, but I'm stuck here in bad weather, maybe tomorrow will be better-- can I call you then?

>>8406786
lol

And so he offed himself, the faggot that he was.

>>8405659
>>8405659
Of course you rape women in their sleep foo'
You can't get anything up, poo in the loo!

>If you are well, it is well; I also am well.

>>8405531
The words off the top of my head seem to be a heresy against it.

>>8406253
it's from snow crash, so you yourself will be plagiarizing from a successful novel

>>8405531
Ajan illalla hiljaa sillalla.

>>8406786
buying: baby shoes, worn and dirty

>>8406570
How is it possible to need this up so badly

McNuggets. Light of my life, fire of my tummy. My sin, my diabetes. Mc-Nug-Gets. Check 'em.

>>8407499
damn, checked

Wisdom is knowing I am nothing,
Love is knowing I am everything,
and between the two my life moves.

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>>8407765
>Wisdom is knowing I am nothing
Phony wisdom, perhaps.
Cogito ergo sum only works for ego, thus I am everything tbqh, at least as far as I'm concerned.

Her face.

>>8407499
Check, mate

The tortoise nestled in the sand.

>>8407499
fuckin hell, czeched

Let's hear it everybody, back for the very first time, this is the moment you've been waiting for, the grand finale, the apex, the climax of the evening, you asked for it, we got it, we're givin' it, to ya, right now, here he is, let's give him a warm welcome, a big round of applause, let's make him feel right at home here tonight, you know how to do it, you folks have been great all evening and I know you're gonna give it up again, so give it up, folks, here he comes, the stunning, the handsome, the multi-talented, they say he's the best, and here he is tonight, we've got him, let's hear it, let's show him some love, let him know how you feel, here he is: Adolf Hitler.

>>8407499

lovely stuff

>>8405719
>You neet-plebs pathetic
>My rhymes, prophetic
>Keep reading y'r bookie books
>To compensate f'r y' lookie looks
>All that meta-ironic fluff you think so cool
>Someday you'll realise it makes you look a fool
>An' the only thing more virgin than your cock to pussayz
>Is your basement-sheltered skin to sunrays
>Just another impotent pawn living the numale way
>bish

Ah well, can't pollish up a turd

>>8407499
Congratulations, anon.

>>8406753
Why is his left ear on the wrong side of his glasses ? Doesn't he feel that ?

>>8408063
You can't really tell though. Maybe his ear is just crooked.

>>8408074
It definitely looks fucked up whatever's going on there.

>>8408015
A+

>>8408085
he has two right ears actually. the one on the left head side is upside down

Love is an illusion, a misunderstanding.
Mutual love is a mutual misunderstanding of being mutually loved.
And engagement is a vow to not wake up for your whole life from that misunderstanding

>>8408107
I'm just going to assume I'm too retarded to understand what you actually mean and that it actually makes sense. Could you explain please?

>>8408155
Love doesn't exist, it's an illusion. People seek love out of a misunderstanding and need to be loved. This is done on both sides. Mutual love is a mutual misunderstanding of wanting to be loved.
And when you get married, you put a seal and vow to hold that love together. Hence, if one party breaks the push of love, the seal of love becomes broken.

For everyone that says that love cannot be explained, these three lines is the core concept of love.

>>8408169
Alright, that makes a lot more sense. Beautiful lines anon. Thank you for actually explaining instead of just calling me a retard.

>>8405539
this barely makes sense

>the only real journey, the only rejuvenating bath would not be to travel to new land, but seeing with other eyes, to see the world with with someone else's eys, with the eyes of a hundred others, seeing the one hundred different worlds that each of them see, that each of them are..

>>8408441
you're too generous.

my mother is a fish

jesus wept.

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>>8407996

The tendies are ready

>>8407996
Chuckled heartily.

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>>8409605

She sees me as more than a friend

;_;

>>8408015
Lets battle

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I told my dentist all this.

first line of the book

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

cellar door.

And as I sat in the sand of the desert, my sweat running down my rifle, Ivan Arakceev watching numbly in the distance, the realization came to me like Gabriel to Mary: I was a man.

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>>8411245
>the realization came to me like Gabriel to Mary