Post classic top quality /lit/ posts, lads.

>>8395662
>tfw my post was directly below the fregg post.
>gets removed in screencaps
:(

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dumping some

>>8395670
>>8395682
*crys*

>>8395690
>polish minors
Is it because poles never mature?

>>8395687
i should read proust, that sounds like me

>>8395710
He's the comfiest writer for sure.

>>8395693
this one trolls me no end because kant's autistic enough to say shit like "marriage is a contract for the mutual use of genitalia"
if anything, marital rape is kantian.

>>8396835
I hate this

>>8395662
>>8395682
>>8395684

these threads usually get flooded in shit, but

good posts so far, ill try to mine the better images later to keep this thread from being total shit.

>>8395687
Well-written + witty

/r/ing totally ripped greeks post

/r/ing the post with the romantic authors, the first was (I think) coleridge saying "muh bad dreams"

Fuck, I want to dump some but I'm not at my PC.

Here are the better posts so far. Somewhat redundant from my previous post, since I made a fancy new tripfag name.

>>8395662
>>8395682
>>8395684
>>8396880
>>8396883

>>8396883
Is the bird drawing a reference to something? I don't get it.

>>8396912
I was the shadow of the waxwing slain
By the false azure in the windowpane
I was the smudge of ashen fluff--and I
Lived on, flew on, in the reflected sky

>>8395697
polish miners

>>8396925
>>8396928
>>8396938
>>8396942
>>8396945
>>8396949

a lot of oldies but goodies.

>>8395697
so kek! so kek!

>>8396921
They say the Library of Alexandria burned down in a pale fire.

>>8396943
>polish miners
Not until they shower. Then I'll see what I can do with them.

>>8397066
they say it burned down in an infinite jest.

>>8395682
I changed my folder name to frog and feels thanks to this post.

>>8397323
I have 10k unsorted 4chan pictures, know my pain.

>>8397390
Do you also have a weird part of your brain dedicated to navigating that folder, where you seem to memorise little bits of visual queues so that when you;'re scrolling through at 500mph you can kind of "feel" that youi're close to the picture you want

>>8397406
I do, actually. I can also recognize the lurking/posting phases and habits I went through, the moods, the interests. I keep a USB stick dedicated solely to a "4chan" folder, too.

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>>8397323
That's funny, mine is called "Feels & Frogs", but I never made the connection to that famous post.

>>8397390
Thanks for reminding me to start sorting my fucking 2GB of cool 4chen mememes.

>>8395684
is this one someone roleplaying as a modern Ignatius? Or am I just projecting more onto it?

>>8396880
>tfw this whore is friends with my favorite poet
I will never get over it as long as I live.

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Not sure if this one is from /lit/

>>8397633
Fucking perfect

>>8395662
I love this post. I doubt /lit/ will ever produce something this great again

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https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S2142656#p2142656

>>8397648
Way to fucking funny

>>8396925
I think this was in a thread I made

>>8397681
Second best /lit/ thread, after the one where that booktuber was run off the internet.

>>8397681
Most of the posts in there sound like they were written by the same person

>>8397694
Kek, the one with the pissbottles?

>>8397654
He's not wrong

>>8397713
STEMfags with aspergers are like an awkward phase between actual humans and machines, and I hate them for being neither.

>>8397702
a post towards the end avers that he wrote a lot of the thread

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S2142656#p2148843

>>8397720
the ''el jefe'' is pure gold tb..h

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>>8396880
>[3] presumably

>>8396928
What's this referring to?

>>8397904
wow, it would be better if you just posted that you were retarded, people would at least have some respect for you

>>8397715
>>8397713

there are obviously exceptions, but being in my 4th year of a bachelors degree in applied mathematics and working in a biophysics laboratory myself, i can say that there's some truth to that.

but i think you can sum it up better by saying most STEMfags are just sadder and overworked versions of "normies." they generally lack an appreciation for creative intellectualism just like your 27-year-old customer service girl or 24-year-old male warehouse worker but have the esteem of a higher paycheck and a college degree (that, really does require a lot of work) to socially justify their ultimately sad and dogmatic way of thinking

but then again, all the best scientists and mathematicians are totally not like that. i've had a chance to meet a lot

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>>8396883

:'(

>>8397654
What's some good reading on this kind of thing

>>8397681
nice

>>8397904
Nabokov

Good posts:
>>8397633 #
>>8397641 #
>>8397648 #
>>8397681 #
>>8397874 #
>>8397898 #

Trash, kill yourself:
>>8397848 #
>>8397864 #

>>8395662
I could google it, and I might even find a good answer by doing so. But /lit/ produces better answers, goes more in depth, dishes out multiple suggestions of interesting books, and sometimes tops it off with a meme. Fuck google, /lit/ is life.

>>8398131
The "I majored in English and now deeply regret it" /lit/ threads

>>8396883
This must be the emperor's new clothes or something.

Can someone please post

>No discernible talent

please?

>>8398672
Is this it, darling? >>8396949

>>8398676

oh yeah woops missed it

>>8398678
I miss my ex. Don't mention it, ducky!

>>8398666
>Emperor's New Trips

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>>8398691
I can't believe I just did that.
I thought I was cooler than this.

>>8397713
>>8397715
>>8398026
Haha I can't hear you over the sound of having enough money to support myself and my girlfriend by working on things that are actually useful.

Yeah, I know about you lit types "asking and answering the most important questions of mankind", but honestly, the only question I've heard you make so far is "You want fries with that?".

Cheers!

>>8398734
>being this triggered

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>If we have the time to watch...

>>8398719

>>8398734
>the only question I've heard you make so far is "You want fries with that?".

>Cheers!

Fucking corny ass nigga, get the fuck outta here before I do something YOU gonna regret, ya feel me?

>>8396880
>Yes, Kierkegaard. The virgin.
jajajajaja

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>>8397654

>>8398965
>I am 450K in debt
He should have gone to Europe to study.

>>8398734
>support myself and my girlfriend

wow, reddit can be so epic

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S7731842

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>>8398984
Whoa, what? I have this version. Am I living in the fucking Matrics right now?

>>8398973
Or just declare bankruptcy, assuming he doesn't own property.

>>8396880
[2] always gets me

>>8398994
lmfao you saved my screencap.
i edited it because idk i think its better that way

>>8399000
lmao
I think they're both good in their own way. Good job, Anon.

>>8398637
awful taste, pls stop

>>8398997

No bank would ever loan him money again. No credit card, no mortgage.

>>8397681
>https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S2142656#p2142656
shit, i had forgotten about this and monsieur until now.
have a thread of les many messieurs
https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S3842773

>>8398997
Bankruptcy doesn't erase college debt in the USA.

>>8399045
Where I am at least, it's a bad spot on your record but fades with time. Never goes away completely and you wouldn't want to get a mortgage, but smaller things are still possible.

>>8399055
Are you serious? What the fuck, what recourse would they even have then?

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>>8397641

Top kek.

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I saved a couple of posts from the /lit/ rap thread.

>>8399063
>What the fuck, what recourse would they even have then?
It can be forgiven if you can show that it will cause undue hardship but it's almost impossible in practice. People who paid a lot of money to acquire useless degrees are royally fucked desu.

>>8399090
>A VALLEY OF YEARS
>YEARS

>>8398965
>>8398973
>450k in debt
How is that even possible? I though PhD's were "free" to obtain in terms of tuition and conferred stipends?

>>8399063

You're right, I was exaggerating a bit.

>>8399055
>>8399094

Oh, man that's terrible. It makes sense though, there has to be something in it for the banks or they wouldn't be financing these equivocal degrees. It's not like they care about critical race theory or gender studies.

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>>8397390
>tfw your computer with saved shit and 4chan clips has been long gone

Why even live

>>8399119
this is the most pathetic why even live I've seen on this site

>>8399106
He probably accrued those while acquiring BSc and MSc, probably also took more time than necessary.
>>8399113
Those are government loans, colleges will hike tuition to absurd levels because the government pays it all and they don't care how the students are going to repay.

>tfw you see people posting and enjoying your meme
Thanks guys. Made my week

>>8399154
the only reason why I keep living is this 2bh

>>8399153

I looked it up and apparently people who graduate with government loans will refinance it with a private bank, and that the bank sells these loans to investors. It's not fair though, because encouraging students with loans is supposed to create an educated workforce, and that's not what we're getting. There are some really stupid degrees out there, I would never have got a BA if I had to go into debt. I only used it to get into a practical (and lucrative) postgraduate diploma program anyway.

>>8397654
I want to read more of this anons posts

>>8397323
>>8397390
I'm terrified of dying and mom going through my hard drive. I don't think she'll understand my rare pepe collection.

Good post:
>>8399027 #

Trash, kill yourself:
>>8398637 #

>>8397648
in french phantom is fantom

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/r/ing that story about the homeless man who reads all of the eastern philosophy, saying "This is it! This is it!" then kills himself with a pair of scissors or whatever.

>>8399401
It's "fantôme", actually.

>>8398980
What's that shit about Chinese New Year at the bottom?

>>8399211
I'm terrified of my hard drive dying. It would be like losing a piece of myself, I've been saving images for 9 years. I want to be able to look back at pictures of spurdo when I'm 90 years old and reminisence.

>>8399439
save them somewhere you idiot

>>8396880
DFW one is genuinely inspired.

>>8398990
oh, I forgot about this one. this was great.

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>>8399119
>not having ten dropboxes and google drives filled with memes

step the fuck up buckaroo

>>8396902
I think I have this saved on my computer at home, first one is Wordsworth and 'muh daffodils' then Coleridge is 'muh mariner'.

does anyone have the screen cap of "What blood, what shit"

I'm pretty sure someone named Eugene was involved

>>8400124
Have any of her videos been re-uploaded?

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>>8396902
>>8400215

No screencap, just never forget this entire thread, and all the adjacent rabbit holes:

https://warosu.org/lit/thread/S3039755

>>8399411
which is weird because it ends in an e but is still masculin

>>8400517
There are innumerable exceptions to that pseudo-rule. It works better the other way around.

>>8400545
Oui, t'as raison

>>8396880
i remember this from few years ago, i remember laughing at it thinking fuck no one will ever remember this but it's hilarious
i stopped 4chan for a while and now i'm giving it another try

>>8398705
kik me

>>8395690
Being polish i can confirm

>>8400124

The ending to this still makes me laugh until I'm in tears every single time

>>8400228
Seconding. I missed the whole thing and would like to hear the sound of an unbroken hymen.

does anyone have the screencap of the thread where someone posts a vore image and tries to defend himself?

>>8398734
>>8397715

"Dying forever" is an ancient motif. Do you guys think that this is what happens to STEMlords? It is natural to assume that some are simply quantitatively and/or quantitatively not conscious enough to understand their own condition, never mind to transcend it. Even interpretations of the world where the human spirit is rather cut and dry and things are binary - like the major Christian denominations - allow room for error in any and all processes involving such dim entities.

Like what happens when Dawkins dies? An infinite scroll of paper being torn in half as its unraveling forever?

>>8401287

wow

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A classic

>>8397654
>>8399051
>>8399090
>>8399098
>>8400124
>>8400239
>>8400453
>>8401268

Good posts.

>>8401268
This one is my favorite post every on /lit/

>>8401312
topkeque

>>8397633
lmao i remember this

>>8396883

the library of alexandria was the internet of its time, is that the point?

>>8401312
I challenge you to read this in a posh English accent without giggling at least once.

>>8396921
I just realized the Menzingers are referencing Nabokov in The Obituaries

>>8400453
well I just wasted several hours of my life, still intriguing tho

>>8402883
>drunken master-esque crouching autist style