itt: Sum up your philosophy with an image.
>>8394957
Good taste senpai
>>8395086
Anon why did you do this
>>8394957
this
>>8394951
I love how the disgust beneath their smile is so clearly visible.
>>8395093
I have a folder of 50+ of these
>>8395108
I'm gonna need that folder or a dump.
>>8394951
>>8395102
>>8395125
Would take too long to upload them all
>>8395155
rather than do what?
>>8395170
Only one of the pictures had a tin lol?
>>8395175
Oh yeah you right, the second one is more like a casserole dish which i guess makes sense if you've made a crumble or some shit
>>8395190
This is probably the ultimate fear, which is the fear of never growing up.
>>8395155
Most of them look poor. Or lower middle class anyway, poor by American standards. Look at the wallpaper and tablecloths and tacky decorations. It's like my grandmother's house after she got sick and didn't care about what it looked anymore like as long as it was clean. Frozen in the 1980s. CWC's house looks a lot like that, as do some of those awful furry pictures.
>>8395170
Nah, you bake the cake in the dish or tin, then you light the candles and do the gay song thing, then you cut the cake and serve it on individual plates. Or are you telling me that in some high class world I've never glimpsed people take the cake out of the pyrex dish, put it on a platter, then cut it and eat it? My mom would think that was a huge waste of clean dishes.
>/a/
>>8395337
yadda yadda every one knows the drill but do you think anyone cares tho jeez
>>8395086
Is the fact that the ideal 'wah ha friend happy birthday!' so far from this that makes it sad? Because it just makes me think, yeah this looks about right.
>>8395312
U N D E R R A T E D
>>8395331
>are you telling me that in some high class world I've never glimpsed people take the cake out of the pyrex dish, put it on a platter, then cut it and eat it?
Yeah, sometimes, my family is kind of bourgeoisie though.
>>8394951
Stirner, right?
>>8395086
This is what everyone is like after the picture is taken anyways. This picture just documents the real moments.
>>8394951
Me in the middle.
>>8394951
This is like the first thing that's made me laugh in 5 days
>>8395490
Me on the left
>>8395150
>that lighter on the seat
he lit his own candle
>>8395086
>>8395108
>>8395158
>tfw turning 22 soon, and not even having a mom getting me a cake
>>8395636
This, faggots should be happy their parents still care or are there to care, instead of feeling sorry for themselves.
>>8395639
Now now Anon, let's not turn to hating just because we're lower than them. I'm genuinely happy they have someone caring for them, and it doesn't mean their situation isn't tragic, just that maybe it COULD get worse.
This whole r9k "my life is worse than yours"-competition is very distasteful.
>>8395643
DELETE THIS!
>>8395654
No~~
>>8395657
I found 5.
>>8395663
Nope wait, found 6.
I speak to my mother one every other week. I speak to my father twice a year.
It works for me.
Unironically this.
If I got myself checked out, I'd probably be locked up indefinitely as some sort of psychopath/sociopath.
Probably this.
>>8394951
you can see the pain in the girl on rights eyes...the smell must've been unbearable
I yam what I yam and that's all what I yam
>>8396047
>twice a year
fukn chatterbox over here
>>8394933
>>8395131
>the filename
>>8396050
Which is funny since Stirner was not a psychopath neither a sociopath.
Pure unadulterated hedonism
I love being with people and having fun
money > alle
inb4 semantics
>>8396018
>>8396217
This
>>8395086
The saddest thing about this is, he's kind of a cutie. Something must really be wrong if he doesn't have people to call over
>>8396458
Growing up in poverty can make people weird.
>>8396428
>giant
>>8396499
>tfw no qt nazi jewess gf
>>8395653
Terrence McKenna?
>>8394933
>>8396513
That's a lot of work just for the "Navy Seals" pun.
>>8394933
If you can sum up "your philosophy" in an image it probably sucks balls.
>>8395308
I'm really enjoying this picture.
>>8394933
>>8396458
>he
Have I been tricked?
>>8396533
Sasha Shulgin. git gud nigga
>>8395135
looks like a chimp to me
>>8395308
Really nice toes, would love to see her soles
>>8396866
those middle toes look retarded, the nail is on the front
shit feet/10
>>8395639
Grass is always a different color or something.
>>8396538
>I want the most but I'll take the least
>>8395653
Is this harold?
>>8394951
Blackpill as fuck
>>8396299
You dont belong here it seems.
>>8395639
Very easy to be sanctimonious when you've never suffered a day in your life, isn't it, bourgeois baby boy?
>>8394951
>when you know you're so far gone you don't even bother tucking your shirt in
>>8396299
kill yourself right now
>>8397159
me on the left
>>8397158
bitter beta male detected
>>8397157
>Tucking in t shirts
>>8394957
I hope Obsidian makes another Fallout game. A NV withe the Fallout 4 engine would be pretty good (bring back the old dialogue system though).
>>8397183
>tfw no jazz loving negro bff.
>>8397183
I find this the most painful image on the internet
>>8397363
If you're morbidly obese you tend to tuck in your shirt because otherwise your shirt can barely cover your belly. That guy in the pic just gave up trying.
>>8397383
I kek'd
>>8396376
>>8397384
>If you're morbidly obese you tend to tuck in your shirt because otherwise your shirt can barely cover your belly.
What the fuck are you even talking about, if it doesn't cover your belly how can you tuck it?
>OP's philosophy
>>8397401
Mine was a sad laugh.
i know op personally who would like his facebook and password.
>>8395331
Who the fuck bakes birthday cakes?
>>8397959
I had a friend who liked to bake and she made me a blueberry buckle for my birthday one year. Best goddamn cake I'vs ever had.
>>8397923
wtf did i just read
>>8395131
I'll do you one better
>>8395520
Hey, fuck you buddy.
>>8395666
I only got 4 :-(
>>8398037
Lego robot comics, now known as plastic brick automation
A gif is fine too
>>8396299
I'm with you. I love getting drunk and bantering and dancing like an idiot ith my friends. I love flirting with girls way younger than me and bringing them back to my apartment. It's not hedonism, it's loving life and enjoying the company of people
>>8397157
>implying he can even tuck a shirt in
>>8396708
the guy in the back
>>8397414
The Amazing properties of elastic.
>>8397383
/b/ sent him Happy Birthday msgs and Birthday cards also. I know there's some screen caps of it if any kind anonss would post.
>>8395170
Yeah. I don't know if it is a poor thing, but I remember birthdays where the cake would be cooked by the women the day of and still be hot when it was served. Not unpleasant memories t b h.
>>8396217
What anime is this kid from. I saw it years ago but I have never been able to find the title
>>8397959
Every year my mom makes my dad a homemade poppy seed cake. My great grandmother made my great grandfather a chocolate cake every day. My dad cites this as a legal precedent for why he should always get his cake.
>>8398206
Why are you propagating this retard
Being as sincere as possible, if one image could esoterically represent my feelings, my thoughts, my life philosophy, and my imaginary landscapes, At the moment I would choose this painting by Zdzislaw Beksinski. One of the great painters of all of mankind's history, and hopefully will one day be fully recognized as such.
>>8397414
Kek I love how certain replies like this show the poster's autism/aspergers
>>8394933
It's this or the group of guys in black and white with the quote about a question so vague and broad that it's intended purpose can seemingly only be to start arguments.
>>8396143
Holy crap this got me
me on the right
>>8398858
;^)
>>8399771
>>8395086
I don't really get these photos much. I stopped having birthday parties on my own accord when I was like 12 or 13. Idk just didn't seem necessary anymore. Birthday was only worth noting because I got free shit from my parents and family, wasn't gonna continue expecting my friends' parents to cop me some shit and desu I felt I could chill with my boys and have more fun outside rather than at an organized birthday party.
>>8395650
Oh man, I remember that thread. His poor parents...
>>8398540
The Moomins.
>>8396110
This is a really, really, really good troll. I'm surprised no one has figured this one out yet.
>>8399999
>the quints were in an anime philosophy thread
>>8397138
reading is pure enjoyment for me, why would I not belong here. Am I supposed to be shy and be alone all the time in order to be able to read books?
>>8397158
sorry, my life philosophy does not allow it
bad news everyone. the trip poster butterfly passed away last friday
>>8397923
>5 and change e.e
If it weren't for its autistic narration, it'd be a creative set of drawings. Let it speak for itself or find a better way to write.
6/10. Not bad.
>>8398420
A bit late, but here you go.
The philosophy of anti-baby boomer all-caps cringe media
>>8398737
God I remember where this text comes from
Some of the most disturbing stuff I've seen on the internet
>>8396498
deep
>>8400599
where was that, exactly?
>>8398113
That's not what he says at all what the fug.
>>8394933
>>8395331
You take the cake out if you're going to frost the edges as well as the top. This is especially true for double-layered cakes frosted between the layers.
Pic related.
>>8396018
Pop nihilism, nice anon, nice.
>>8394951
>young urban
>>8394933
As above, so below. As within, so without.
We have all the tools we need to accomplish anything, we just need to learn how to use them.
>>8400420
I'd feel pathetic if I got this for my birthday.
>>8396018
makes you really think
>>8394949
Yoko Taro games are my philosophy
>>8395650
>tfw dostoevsky's son became a furry
>>8398133
>tfw will never live in a barrel
Why even live?
>>8394951
>>8396018
ecclesiastes pill master race
>>8396018
>>8402441
>mfw le pop nihilists on facebook post this all the time yet they complain and bitch about every single detail in their life
I don't even like the ocean
>>8394933
The person capable of spending years with this image and striving to understand it, stands a chance of having a real life.
Casting pearls before swine.
>>8395108
then why are you posting all of the most common ones
>>8394947
No, you would be overcome with compassion, and you would think:
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
-attributed to Philo of Alexandria
>>8394947
Altruism is impossible. Every act is inherently selfish. If you were able to empathize with every person alive and comprehend every pattern of behavior and retain this memory; you would be able to manipulate through society with insane efficiency. You would transcend all conditioning, and you would not feel anything inherently negative or positive about humanity. It would be a state of great liberation, enlightenment.
tl;dr: The guy who wrote this cartoon can't into meta.
>>8394933
>>8403175
Must be nice.
>>8403238
Ignorance is bliss, as they say.
>>8403240
What are you gonna do, tell me we're made of atoms and stuff?
>>8394933
scooby pls