Who's your favorite character?

>>8393106
there were characters?

the pgoat

Mario

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>>8393134

The one with the silly name.

Himself

Lenz

>>8393106
Hal - basic taste, I know. He's just too relatable, if far superior.

>>8393134
>>8393163
He is honesty a scary character

joelle.

Avril

>>8393271
Might be just me, but I imagine her to be the MILF of the century desu

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easy

>>8393302

The correct choice

>>8393302
yes

>>8393295

I first read IJ on the recommendation from an old ex and I couldn't stop imagining Avril as what the ex would look like as a 50-something.

pemulis is the easy answer

kate gompert and randy lenz are my runners up

>>8393106
The narrator

>>8393337
so James Orin Incandenza?

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Surprising lack of Donald Gately in this thread

>pleb choice
Hal, Pemulis, Gately, Mario

>contrarian choice
John Wayne, Lyle, Marathe, Steeply

>patrician choice
Joelle, JOI, Orin, Ortho

>correct choice
Bobby C

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>>8393339
>he thinks the narrator is JOI
*sigh*
I'll bet you don't even realize the connection between Gompert and John Wayne

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>>8393339
Are we sure?

>>8393351
Someone needs to create a spoof of this image to further confuse newfriends.

>>8393351
>authorial intent
Nice meme

>>8393353
pretty sure

>nobody mentioning Clenette Henderson
4chan aint treat PoC right. 4chan try and cut PoC up with they hate but PoC strong and dont let they words touch em.

>>8393134
this

>>8393191
He's the emotional core of the book. And he and Gately are the moral core of the book (from a position of innocence and experience, respectively).

>>8393351
What was the connection?

Yrstruly

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>>8393356
how's this?

>>8393460
nice work anon

>>8393134
>>8393163
I always imagined Mario being the mix between Jimmy and the Marlon Brando midget from South Park

>>8393328

I imagined her as Mallory Archer from Archer until I read more about what she looked like.

>>8393460

Wow I really need to re-read IJ.

And I just got done finishing it.

Don Gately's meatloaf.

i liked lyle (sp?) the yoga guy in the workout room who licks peoples sweat and divulges wisdom in return

>>8393460
>hal eats trial-sized dove bar

kek

Lenz by far

>>8393460
e[ic

>>8393302
Indisputable.

>>8393188
Team Hall. With some Schacht and Troeltsch are good bro's.

Did Kate watch the samizdat?

Why, exactly, is John Wayne's defection from the AFR just glossed over and relegated to inference? That seems like a pretty major character development to just be implied.

What was the significance of Stice's face being degloved?

Why did Wallace despise that one, poor MIT sound technician so much?

>>8393337
So Hal Incandenza?

>>8395609
Marathe's fake tits

>>8393460
>4/20 YDAU
aee lmao

There is a 100% correlation between being a plebeian and john wayne not being your favorite character

Orin & Joelle

>>8393134
Mario's bullied childhood made me cry
First real cry from a book, too.