How can you even think you could become a writer if you have never eaten a girl's pooping hole?
>>8390132
how can i do that though?
>>8390132
>there are frogpeople on /lit/ right now who unironically believe they can't properly understand literature without ever having experienced romantic love and female affection
>>8390141
You can't understand love unless you experience it.
>>8390132
Do girl butts smell and feel as nice as they look?
>>8390146
Oh yeah, can* not can't
>>8390132
>>8390141
Beauty, gender, friendship and sexuality are mere societal constructs for your readjusting. Simply become the girl and encourage your friends, or any relabeled associate, to eat your butt out. Call them sexist if they resist, after all, you're beautiful now; or you could redefine another part of your body as your butt for your "friend" to eat, seeing as anatomy is what you make of it (it's anatoMY not anatoPATRIARCHY).
Problemo solvo anono!
>>8390162
You aren't funny
Here it is. A shit reply for a shit post. Enjoy it, you human garbage.
>>8390150
>smell
no
>feel
yes
>>8390180
what do they smell like?
>>8390167
That's a good question, anon. If "funny" changes depending on contexts, and our metastasizing late-capitalist fetishism only encourages superficial irony, I can only say that, by my own definitions, I am indeed a laugh-riot.
>>8390185
Either nothing or swampass 60% of the time
Damn girl learn to wipe yo ass 30% of the time
"I don't know what this is, but it's not poo or sweat, so I like it" 10% of the time
Tastes like nothing
>>8390180
>>smell
>no
not true