Why isn't this a movie yet?

No superheros.

>>8376710
read butcher's crossing, it's better

Go to bed, James.

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>>8376710
Starring pic related as the Judge

No superheroes, no women, no black folks though I'm sure they could shoehorn some in means no interest

More importantly, who should direct it?

>>8376710
theyve tried a lot, itsnprobably in production

http://deadline.com/2016/05/russell-crowe-james-franco-to-direct-cormac-mccarthy-blood-meridian-cannes-1201749735/

>>8376760

No, but people have read into it a simplistic anti-imperialism message, so they can just film it as "white people are violent and evil" and it will be famous for that

El topo is blood meridian

>>8376760
>no black folks
What about my man Jackson!?

>>8376710
is it even possible to film this

>>8377200
You're asking the wrong question.

>>8376759
Kek

Would b cool if he were black jackson i guess i do like elba despite him being the go to diversity hire

>>8376760
>no black folks

Maybe not important characters but theres plenty throughout. That said McCarthy doesnt glorify anybody, racial minority or otherwise so maybe thats unnacceptable

>>8376759
Why is it always Idris Elba?

>>8376710
There was a gay porn called Stud Meridian.

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>>8377315

>>8376710

Because Stanley Kubrick is dead.

>>8377200
Yes, it's incredibly cinematic

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>>8376710

>The kid will be played by Leslie Jones
>Glanton's gang will be a diverse, pan-sexual, multi-ethnic, omni-gendered coalition known as the Rainbow Riders
>All incidences of nigger will be replaced with "friend"
>Instead of scalps they'll be chasing down the patriarchy for apologies
>It will be a comedy

>>8377585
its cringy that people think this type of satire has any actual footing on reality

>>8377315
Because he's an acceptable black guy on merit of having a British accent, being a good actor and literally being a cuck (turned out one of "his" kids wasn't his), which reverses the stereotype and thus boosts the confidence of the average 4chan user.

>>8376766
This. James Franco is gonna make a hilarious adaptation of Blood Meridian with Seth Rogen.

>>8377587

The only thing that's "cringy" is that you believed I was being satirical

http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Ronda-Rousey-Starring-Road-House-Reboot-Pray-Her-Future-Victims-81667.html

http://www.cinemablend.com/news/1522810/the-female-oceans-11-remake-is-putting-together-an-incredible-cast

https://editorial.rottentomatoes.com/article/channing-tatum-is-the-splash-remakes-merman-and-more-movie-news/

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/aug/05/rebel-wilson-gender-swapped-dirty-rotten-scoundrels-remake


and that's just the beginning

>>8377585
Why does Leslie Jones' existence trigger so many children?

>>8377602
Road House? Oceans Eleven? Who gives a shit?

Can someone pleaaaase post the john green egg breakfast copy pasta that is written in Cormacs style pleaaaase

>>8377636
Alt-right autists

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Clancy Brown as Judge Holden please.

>>8377636
>retarded SJW minoritywashing doesn't matter because I don't like the films

ok, but don't whine when it happens to a movie based on a book you actually like