>pseudo >pronounced it puhsweato

>>8365910

There's no recovering from this.
It's over anon.
The best thing you can do is accept your fate and spend the rest of your life meditating on the vicissitudes (don't try to pronounce that word) of fortune.

Puhsweato tomato my friend.

>>8365910
My uncle has pronounced this word 'sway-dough' for years.

He's also in his late-fifties and reads YA books.

>>8365910
>pseudo
>pronounce it prosciutto

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>>8366100
Pseudo ham

>>8366109

>I was a pig once you know
>they put into a great machine
>and I came a Billy Bear

>>8365910
>pseudo
>pronounced it sway-doe

>>8366096
>>8366158
Why do we let these people live

sew dough

>>8365910
>the name phoebe
>pronounced it "Fo-ebb"
When I had to read catcher in the rye out loud in class everyone thought I was retarded

>>8366207
>reading aloud in class
My teacher got mad at me because he thought I was making fun of Shakespeare.
Fuck you Mr.White that's just how I talk.

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>>8366172

Who else is going to buy the shit books you write?

come on guys, use the IPA

sue-ee-you-doo

>>8366207
>The name Persephone
>Purse-phone
I read it like this for years

you don't pronounce written words, because they're not vocalized.

>>8365910
>Nietzsche
>Not pronounced "Night-zysh"

The world doesn't make sense to me.