Currently ranked higher than The Recognitions in the kindle store

Did you sell a third copy already?

No one cares, shill.

>>8356288
Counting free and paid downloads together I've moved 200 something copies at this point. I assume most of them haven't been read though since there aren't really any reviews from nearly all of those people.

No, but you might eventually be if you kill yourself.

>>8356285
> The phantasmal fifth volume of this series that's surprisingly not over yet. Now with 50% more vitriol and 30% more song parodies. In an effort to maintain the rock-bottom level of quality of the series, I haven't actually read any of Jonathan Franzen's novels, choosing instead to skim through a pdf of The Corrections in the restroom. Though his "Mr. Difficult" essay on Gaddis is truly an unintentional testament to why they should indeed "Fire The Bastards!" and tells me all I need to know about him.

BASED

I see in you a kindred spirit, OP. Keep on truckin'.

This stuff is actually way funnier than any of that Hypersphere shit.

"Roberto Pinchas does not know how old he is now and how young is going to be!" - Harold Bloom