ITT: We spoil books for plebs that haven't read the classics.

Stoner dies

I was in the SomethingAwful thread where they first started doing gifs like that

everyone dies in the recognitions except wyatt and otto

Oedipus blinds himself
Oedipus dies
Antigone dies

>>8351295
You got me for a second, than I remember that was stated in the beginning in the book so I'm safe.
Anyways, this thread is shit, get saged OP you faggot

>>8351297
How terribly sad and banal.

>Socrates dies

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1+1=2

>>8351291
Ahab loses

Sauron loses.

Jesus dies

Meursault (The Stranger) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.

Josef K. (The Trial) gets sentenced to death for being a sperg, and he's sorta fine with it.

The Amontillado was a lie.

It was the whale

>>8351291
Smerdyakov is the killer

>>8351425
I mean, technically, but 1+1=3 for very large quantities of 1, which is often times the case.

>>8351408
You monster

>>8352437
>i am a READER now

>>8351291
Dimmesdale is the father.

He rapes his sister, Phoebe

Abel dies

>>8351291

>Ahab Dies
>Hector Dies
>Dante doesn't fugg Beatrice
>Quentin kills himself
>Smerdyakov killed Fyodor Pavlovich. Dimitri takes the fall anyways because MUH CHRISTIANITY
>Severian becomes Autaurch and is really a time-traveller in service to the Hierodules

John doesn't actually die at the end.

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>>8352823