Is there a more based character in history than Odysseus?

The Odyssey is the best road movie ever created.

>>8340385

Brother Mario

>>8340413

What if it had been called The Odysseus?

>>8340455

Then the gender would be wrong

>>8340468

>wrong gender

>>>/pol/

back to your containment board

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>>8340483

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>>8340483

Wrong gender for the title, chief

>coward (you know he heard Diomedes that one time)
>short
>fights with a bow like a pussy instead of going into the melee
>taunts and torments his father for no reason after not seeing him for 20 years
>gets all his sailors killed like an idiot multiple times

>>8340590
>coward
Kys

>>8340590
But he is insanely smart and not a retard like almost everyone else on the trojan cycle.
Also
>coward

Hector

>>8340875
>cries like a bitch

You know who could have played Odysseus?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ReRLuOG7Qc8

>>8340590
Ajax, give it up, he beat you fair and square.

>>8340385

Hera

Hektor is the greatest Homeric character, Odysseus is second greatest.

>>8340385
No, but only in Dante's-Tennyson's treatment

Leopoldo Bloom since he was literally based on Odysseus
hehe

Why was ever Greek hero related to royals/gods?

>>8341232
Corsi e ricorsi

hamlet

>>8340590
The reason for the taunts was to make his father realize it was him without outright telling him... I can hardly recall, but there was a great explanation for that I read.

>>8341177
Finnegan beats Dedalus beats Bloom

>>8342479
>Not plump Buck Mulligan

lmao@u irl

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>>8340385

Theseus is literally the most based ancient hero. Stood for the good of human-kind.

>>8342602
This, he went to war with Thebes just so they would bury the dead of their enemies. Once they agreed to , he withdrew without harming the city

>>8342602
>got stuck in a rock
yeah whatever man

>>8342602
>"Would you believe it, Ariadne?" said Theseus. "The minotaur barely put up a fight."

i cri evry tiem ;_;

>>8340590
>>short
All respect lost.

>>8342670

he bromanced Hercules and saved him from killing himself like a fool after Hercules got tricked by the gods into murdering his whole family.

No greater friend than Theseus.

>>8342479
>referring to the hero of the Wake as Finnegan
>and not invoking the initials HCE

as a result I respond with wailing, lament, and 100-letter thunderwords by way of imprecation on our benighted humanity