can we get together and write a heartfelt apology letter for

We wish only to sniff a whiff of an outward breath of your anus, and we collectively realized that being mean or crude would not get us closer to this goal. We're sorry.

We are e/lit/ist from 4chan.

>>8338804
meh, just a little harmless banter
boys will be boys

Katie doesn't exist, she's just our ideal. In reality she's a paranoid, uptight, used-up little slut.

>>8338816
28. because it's funny to me.

>>8338816
It's b8, m8. He doesn't actually care.

>>8338846
I do care. not a lot. but like come on. you guys see the need for a good looking girl reading actual literature. she already has a fan base. might as well come back.

Dear Katie,

I'm sorry that these vulgar idiots were so tasteless. If it's any consolation, remember that it was your genial countenance, warm voice, and good looks that inspired such insanity in them.

There is a great danger in speaking directly to a camera, which you could not have guessed, and for which mistake you cannot be blamed. You looked a hundred men in the eye and smiled at them—the poor idiots, they were thrown into agonies. As it was expressed by Coleridge, speaking of a father's harshness to his daughter,

"And pleasures flow in so thick and fast
Upon his heart, that he at last
Must needs express his love's excess
With words of unmeant bitterness."

So did these men, many of whom have never been taught manners, express their excess of a feeling, they knew not what, in the way that a little boy in love will harrass and make miserable his classmate.

The internet has been unjust to you, and though I had no part in it directly, it is a source of acutely felt shame to all of us, as we all partake of this board's culture. Please accept my sincerest apology for what may be one of the most unpleasant episodes in our memory and yours.

>>8338804
you should probably just write it yourself and then post it and ask for approval/suggestions
that's the only way this could ever hapen

>>8338804
>>8338810
>dear katie,
>We wish only to sniff a whiff of an outward breath of your anus, and we collectively realized that being mean or crude would not get us closer to this goal. We're sorry.
That escalated quickly.

There already was a bit of an apology, after everything happened people bought bookmarks and she got a stack of books from her Amazon wishlist.

>>8338887
thank you. this will be apart of the apology

>>8338933
Why thank him if you are going to keep it apart from the apology?

>>8338943
lol

>>8338929
>and she got a stack of books from her Amazon wishlist.
I want /lit/ to bully me too

>>8338954
with you it'd be gay hazing though, aka getting beaten up and pissed on in the shower

>>8338954
>whoring your self-esteem out for books
u book-slut

>>8338954
you too sound like you have a fully intact hymen and like your mum is your best friend

>>8338864
>ou guys see the need for a good looking girl reading actual literature.
I need feminism because...

>>8338981
I don't get it

>>8338981
In fact we don't need an attractive female, he was wrong. Bad things happen to females on the Internet, I personally think, for their own safety, they should stay off. Unless they're getting naked. I say this as a feminist.

>>8338970
hot

>>8338988
It's like a parody of male feminism
>>8338995
Fairly fedora friendo.

Do we still like her now when Marquis de Sade has corrupted her, though?

>>8339002
>fairly fedora friendo
That's the title of my next novel.

>>8338887

what a beautiful and gentlemanly apology, anon.

>>8338804
I didn't get to experience your channel Katie but Cliff is an ass, Please come back.

With love,
Anon

What I can only imagine to be the pungy taste of her cunt haunts me in the night

Good idea op but there are plenty others who don't only read YA and aren't le 40 year old goblin

>>8339365
post some

>>8339365
>le 40 year old goblin
stop pushing this meme
it's not gonna happen

hey katie were sorry XD i hope u can forgive us! let's be friends ok! we can talk about books together!!!!

Lets try that one post one word letter thread its gonna be more funny than this BORING thread. -_-'

>>8339421
i'm not the one who started it i just found it funny
>>8339415
climbthestacks
the_bookchemist
booksandshit
jean bookishthoughts
reads and daydreams
peruseproject huehue

>>8339433
Greetings

>>8339442
Katie

>>8339441
>climbthestacks
this one's a pseud, she used to read exclusively YA and now middlebrow shit like hemmingway and bradburry are her favorites
I watched one of her videos and this is what she said

>>8339445
I

>>8339445
BLACK PEOPLE

>>8338840
this makes me feel warmth in my pants

>>8339453
didn't know that
at least she doesn't review ya though
also she's got like a MA in theology or something so atleast she isn't a moron probably

>>8339462
deer katie, I have included a postaged return envelope, in which I hope you will place a pair of your worn socks.

>>8339471
is this an actual thing for foot fetishists? worn socks?

This is why we need more women in gender studies.

>>8339505
u wot m8

>>8339505
Kek well meme'd

Are there any booktube sluts good enough to jerk off to?

>>8339500
Worn panties are a business, I've heard.

>>8339456
Hate

>>8339555
this

>>8339560
vile

>>8339566
ideology

and

>>8339580
perverse

mindset

>>8339500
no he is an elf, they just like repairing footwear, you can tell by the spelling.

>>8339421
bro I made up the 40 year old goblin and is good meme. fuck you

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>>8339599

>>8339459
and yet the old Katie made me feel warm in the heart... I hope her boyfriend knows how blessed he is!

>>8339453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ie0_QuhN8kI
is this the video?
she's awful
the rest of her "where to begin" videos are just as bad

>>8339650
Ugh, can we destroy this one too?

>>8339650

woah...she laughed at a classic. can't remember the last time a classic was funny. To be honest they're all so dry i just sigh and put the book down looking for something friendlier in my library.

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>>8339599

>>8339656
think you'd have a hard time, she's been around a while

>>8339571
which

>>8339421
It's not a meme, because tbqh the guy is 26 going on 48. He's legit a watered down Bradley Cooper with a slack-jaw and melting face.

>>8338887

Good show, lad

>>8339872
lol the 40 year old melting face goblin man

>>8339421
shut up cliff

>>8338804
holy fuck she looks so pretty in that picture. before she looked like a Virgin housewife or some shit. now she looks like an angel.

>>8339840
Looks like my grandpa Irving, desu

>>8339996
Irving anons granpa the 40 year old melting goblin face man

>>8339650
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3QLsK4nGYLw

Since when was presentism considered OK?

>>8339862
Destroys

>>8340291
>he missed the decree from Yahweh
You *really* don't watch the news do you?

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>>8340291
>30 seconds in
>become reminded of The Schope
>close video

how's this apology letter going to be constructed? as a collection of separate letters?

if you're going to combine them somehow that will end up being confusing as fuck, and it will probably lose the individuality of each apology

also how many apologies do we have so far

>>8340606
we don't have enough. that's how many we have.

>>8340606
I think we should do this instead of dreamscape.

She last read Kafka on the Shore by Murakami and the Odyssey according to her Tumblr blog.

http://katiesclassicbooks.tumblr.com/

Is she browsing our meeems

>>8338995
Faggot

>>8340642
Katie is a /lit/ regular now, so yes.

>>8340642
Murakami is not a /lit/ meme. He is a universal meme, a meme for the ages, Memespeare

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>>8338887
*tibs le fedora*

>>8340650
Go get pegged.

>>8340633
I agree. there's fucking articles about what we did to her. I think everyone should apologize. Katie if you see this. go back to making your videos. I will subscribe and like every single one and buy a bookmark and use it and when my girl friend asks me where I got it. I will say it's a katie bookmark, she is a perfect angel that has amazing taste in literature and I love her.

>>8338804
pls link a mirror of one of her videos.

>>8340885
no one has one

>>8340853
>"""we"""
get of the fucking floor, none of you summerfags were even here for that. everyone knows what 4chan is, getting an "apology" from here is like getting an apology phonecall from a prison phone.

Katie, read Stoner.

>>8340795
I associate fedoras with the crass and primitive attitude of America in the first half of the 20th century and thus I hate them

*tips capotain*

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>>8340903
I miss her so much

>>8340885
>>8340903
I feel really shitty about the fact that I never saved any of Katie's videos and yet I DID save a copy of LOW POINT

>>8340905
>you guys aren't REAL 4chan liek le me

>>8340663
>making shit up

>>8338887
Embarrassing

Hi Katie,

I said some things I probably shouldn't have. I'm not a nice person. Girls have never been good to me, and they always had a good reason not to. I'm still bitter about that sometimes, even though it's my own fault.

You don't want my apology, so I'll give you something better: I'll leave you alone. I promise. I won't make threads about you, I won't send anonymous messages to you, I won't bother you. That's the best a real piece of dog shit like myself can offer.

It kinda hurts to be this sincere and apologetic, so that's all I've got. But my word is my bond. I'll go away like an old cat goes off to die. Be happy to think how not-shitty you are, and how not-shitty your boyfriend is. You two have the joy of life. Disdain the sad cunts like me who try to spoil it. Ok, that's it. Sorry, Katie.

Sincerely,
Anonymous

>>8338816
>posting on 4chan
>not giving a shit about weird shit
Pick one.

I feel bad about everything that went down with her, but god, she seriously has the intelligence of a tampon.

I'm not familiar with all this, but it seems that some whore started a campaign against herself on /lit/ or wherever in order to get everyone to buy her shit out of sympathy? Am I wrong?

>>8339650

She sounds like she always needs to swallow the built up saliva in her mouth.

>>8341452
Dammn anon we r all unique even U

>>8341448
God this made me cringe so bad. I've had guys unironically send me """""apologies""""" like this.
All you're doing is forcing her into comforting you or to make HER feel bad for you feeling bad. You're not actually apologizing, you're bothering her even more. And never make excuses for your bad behavior in an apology, anon ("girls have never been good to me :(" )

>>8340344
Imagine if Schopenhauer was alive and he found out that we call him "The Schope"
What would he think?
Moreover, what would any dead author commnly mentioned here think of the way we talk about them as if they were our school friends? I think is kinda neat and cute.

>>8340919
Proof it

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>>8340632
Kek'd loudly. Fuck you anon
Will we ever have enough apologies to what we did to her?

>>8338864
>Good looking

>>8340919
>>8340903
We lost a good source of fapping material because of the keks of one day.

>>8342012
Yeah just to be clear, no one is actually planning of sending any this to her, right? Giving her books, as beta as it was, made sense cause it was something she wanted. I doubt she's interested in being informed that some anon agrees with her that she shouldn't have been harassed.

>>8341493
Why?

>>8342012
post pics of ur face so i can judge your post

>>8339650
She reminds me of how John Green talks.

>>8342012
I don't want her to respond to anything. I mean what I said. This is an anonymous letter from all of us, right? No return address.

I don't want her to feel bad for me. I don't pity myself and I don't want anyone else to. But I sorta regret what we all said and posted. I just want her to know I'm not proud. That might mean something.

>>8342531
>I don't pity myself
yes you do
>and I don't want anyone else to
yes you do

And it's very, very, very obvious.

>>8342531
>I just want her to know I'm not proud.
She doesn't care leave her alone.

>>8342548
Maybe you misread me. Got the tone wrong, or missed the point of some passage. What is very obvious to you is, I'm sorry to say, not true. Appearances deceive.

Who is supposed to feel sorry for human garbage? There's no pathos in it. You can't feel bad for a deranged person. You can't take pity on the public masturbators of the world.

You think because I hate myself, that's grounds for sympathy? You need a moral education, darling. It's grounds for contempt only.

You read my letter and found me contemptible. Good. That's the point. But don't go imagining I intended anything else. If I wanted pity, I would have written a different apology.

>>8342531

OP, just send what >8338887 wrote already. I'm a girl and have never been bullied in my life, but if she's the angel we all hope, she'll understand.

dear Katie

our bad lol

sincerly 4chan

>>8342531
> I just want her to know I'm not proud.

Ok, then apologize. I did nothing wrong, don't include me in your letter. You made fun of her, so is your responsability. I don't.

Katie, if you are reading this, i hope you can distinguish between those that need to apologize and those that don't. Sex with me is safer.

>>8342558
>You think because I hate myself, that's grounds for sympathy? You need a moral education, darling. It's grounds for contempt only.
You haven't read Nietzsche, one of the staple moralists of the board.
>He who despises himself esteems himself as a self-despiser.
It's not that people find you contemptuous; they find you self obsessed and latching on to infamy.

>>8343286
Maybe Nietzsche wasn't right about everything! I wouldn't call him an authority on morality. You take his thoughts, many of which are interesting thoughts at most, and take them for Truth—that's your problem.

>>8343447
Maybe you should read Nietzsche before you wind up jacking it in San Diego.

dear katie
do you read dfw?
-anon
p.s. sorry for being mean

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>>8340291

What the fuck am I watching? For the millionth time.

SCHOPENHAUER WAS RIGHT ABOUT EVERYTHING.

>gender
>wimminz!
>empowerment!
>hurr discrimination
>we wuz complex n shiet!!!!

God I am never getting married.

>>8343516

>never getting you dick wet

glad you realize that, anon.

>>8343553

Lost virginity at 16. Been with 5 women, just got head last night from a 6/10 empowered feminist slut. 21 years old now and in uni. No commitment= the best way to go.

>>8340905
wow you are a faggot

>>8341448
i hope you kill yourself soon

>>8343516
>God I am never getting married.
The irony lies in the fact that avoiding mainstream culture means getting married, and in this counter-culture there are both men and women

>>8343614
It's not wholly out of the question. I have some little trifling enjoyments left, and I live on them. Not least of them is posting here. When (optimistically: if) they dry up, I shall consider my options.

>>8338887
what a beautiful voice anon

KATIEEE

I'M SORRYYY

>Cliff's gf is 15 years older than him

what kind of fetish is this?

>>8345456
ew she's 55?

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>>8338887

>>8345562
katie??? !?!

>>8345575
Yes. Eat my pussy, Gary.

>>8345576
who the fuck is gary?

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female reader, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

>>8340291
>reading classics as a woman

Fuck off with this shit. I'm fucking tired of fucking SJWs writing shitty reviews/critiques of my favorite classics.

>>8345638
You get what the feminists are doing right? They won the equal pay/rights bullshit, now they have nothing else to fight for, they expand the definition of rape, sexual harassment and other great buzz words that are losing meaning fast.

What you are seeing is next level feminism, these femen are trying to get you to pay reparations for works of fiction now, they should be seen as niggers, not people.

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>>8339650
>where to begin with the classics
>not the greeks

>>8345610
>if you don't act like an alpha dickhead moron, it means you're a desperate cuck

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Britney > Katie

>>8345726
woah who is this semen demon

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>>8345704
its a meme ya dip

>>8345746
I know

>>8345756
oh nevermind, my good sire
you sir a le gentleman and a le scholar! farewell!

>>8345780
did you just discover this website or what

>>8346101
i've been here all summer, newfag

>>8345732
Britney

CMON YOU CUNTS LETS HAVE SOME REAL APOLOGIES

>>8346539
Plato

>>8346539
Sorry you got frightened by mere spirits.

>>8343568
Psssh… nothin personnel… kid…

>>8346539

Fuck off Socrates, you only go around town corrupting boys and you don't even believe in the gods

t. Anytus

hey can someone compile the good apologies and send them to her. or just link her to this thread.

>>8346539
well man I wasn't even there when the fact happened
#notallmuslims

>>8347199
I don't think tumblr let's you send an empty string.

>>8338894
It always annoys me when people do this, but what the hell, I'll indulge myself:

Go back to arbooks.

you haven't apologized for what you did yet

yes, you

apologize

desu I rate Cliff
though I liked it better when he made 6 minute videos instead of 30 minutes

>>8345698
Its actually a shitty place to start if you really are new to decent literature, though.

I mean, you won't seriously expect a non-reader or YA-only reader to start with Homer or reading about mythology and actually get anything out of it, right? Most would find it boring shit, you need to already have a somewhat serious interest and a little bit of taste before going there.

>>8348916
Homer's not that hard.

>>8345541
Hue

>>8345541
kek. i c u nigguh

>>8338888
nice digits