>riding train home >a short haired androgynous qt 3.14

>ayy gurl r u a beaver cuz dam

it's that easy OP

>>8330265
What the actual fuck is that

Next time try clock her on the androgynous head with a wooden baton then ask for the current time. After she tells you the current time, tell her that you are content without knowing the current time because it's already the future and the asking of the current time was a carefully-constructed ruse to hear her nearly-angelic voice. Kiss her pink smoochmouth gently then have children. She will resist the temptation to drug you with xanax, though, that temptation will subsist with the act of drugging coming to completion while you pop zits into a large mirror in her bathroom (the one connected to her bedroom). Existence is futile, you tell her while drugged. What is the answer to this question?

>>8330297
i didn't even finish reading this post

>>8330265

Don't worry anon, that was actually a dude.

>>8330301
I wrote >>8330297 so you wouldn't finish reading >>8330297.

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>>8330302
dont be lewd

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>be on train towards Darmstadt
>cute short haired girl reading a cool looking old book
>she looks up
>our eyes lock for a few seconds
>she says something in german
>I pussy out, break eye contact and look out the window
>my soul cries now for living in Germany and not knowing an ounce of German
Kill me somebody, I'll never get a cute lit German gf

>>8330324
Volksfremde Elemente raus!

>>8330324

But German is such an off-putting language to hear women speak. It isn't attractive at all.

It's about as feminine as a Boston accent on a woman.

>>8330334
But German ladies are tall and beautiful.

>>8330265
>>8330318
she'd be such a good wife :(

>>8330334
You want a cucked woman? Fine, you can have the girl incapable of helping themselves while I get the woman who can kill 5,000 Moslems with her bare feet.

>>8330297
>smoochmouth
Hey Coz

>>8330339

I know. But they all sound like foreign post-op trannies when they talk that muscular Germanic language.

>>8330334
it depends. some girls make it really soft sounding.

>>8330345
I think you're imagining rather than experiencing. German's really quite a cutesy language.

>>8330342

What is it with /pol/ and sperg parroting the same old shit regardless of topic?

Not only that but your post is a deluded inversion of what it currently going on right now.

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>>8330340
;3

>>8330348
paranoid obsession

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>>8330351
I could write poetry and novels, and she can paint portraits and we can play music together

HOLD ME /LIT/

>>8330347

>cutesy

Blow it out your ass you bloody nu-male melon.

>>8330348
I'm not a board but a user therefore your argument is rendered invalid. QED.

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>>8330357

go back to /mu/ or /r9k/ or wherever you regularly post pepe feels

>>8330360

>a user

A traveling mascot, more like.

>>8330372
You're insulting yourself, anon. You and I are the same person.

t. anon

>>8330324
She probably told you to stop staring at her, freak.

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>>8330357

>>8330379

You're right, babe. I'm sorry.

t. Demiurge

Short-haired women aren't genetically predisposed for marriage.

>>8330389

Neither are most of us neurotic retards to be honest.

>>8330380
Then nothing was lost. I stopped looking at her anyway. I only wish my rotting heart to stop beating as well.

>>8330393
Touche.

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>>8330389
You have already received one warning for your lewdness anon!

>>8330396
>I only wish my rotting heart to stop beating as well.
Just wait, time will solve you.

>>8330345
>that muscular Germanic language.
kek

>>8330367
>hating pepe
stop this meme

>>8330359
It's cutesy to the degree German men can't talk dirty to their German girlfriends.

Numale is like lisping metrosexual or something I'm guessing? That's a voice you chose to imagine my post had. Your inner monologue is the Numale bro.

>>8330389
I married a short haired woman.

Why would a girl like that be reading something that old fashioned? Wouldn't she find all the rugged competent white men and the damsels in distress and the veiled racism of the villains to be problematic?

>>8330433
>It's cutesy to the degree German men can't talk dirty to their German girlfriends.
How do you want to know that?

>>8330439
He's just making shit up. It's rather obvious, don't you think?

>>8330437
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

>/lit/ btfo

>>8330444
I dont think anyone was btfo, I'm just curious why an andro pixiefu would be reading that

>>8330433

>Your inner monologue

Of course you need to play passive aggressive armchair psych now that you've been triggered. Typical bitch shit.

>>8330437
wtf I hate reading now

>>8330447
i'm joking, your post was shit

>>8330439
>How do you want to know that?
Auf englisch bitte ;^)

It's possible but you're so limited. Even fuck me you whore sounds ridiculous.

>>8330436
Exception proves the rule.
Checkmate, atheists.

>>8330448
>passive aggressive armchair psych
I'm not the one being passive aggressive or an armchair psych. But diagnose me more bro

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>>8330463

>I'm not the one being passive aggressive or an armchair psych.

Really Mrs. Inner Monologue? Fuck outta here.

>>8330458
It really doesn't sound that much different from other languages. I tend to be more forgiving when it comes to foreign languages and stylistic devices like alliteration. I can't stand Wagner's pseudo-germanic Stabreim, but I see no problem with it in English. The same thing holds more generally for the choice of words. Maybe it is not the actual sound but rather the familiarity with the language and the absurdity of the situation (you're playing a part which differs quite substantially from your usual social interactions) which hinders you from taking the expressions you would like to use seriously.

>>8330324
Was glotzt du so, du Opfer?

>>8330334
>>8330345
>thinking ww2 Hollywood movies are real

>>8330470
>Mrs
You're doing it again bro. It's nice you have such a vivid imagination, but try to keep interpretation to reality.

>>8330477

>It's nice you have such a vivid imagination, but try to keep interpretation to reality.

From the deluded anon who literally posted this as his first reason for liking it -

>>It's cutesy to the degree German men can't talk dirty to their German girlfriends.

..What?

>>8330473
>I tend to be more forgiving when it comes to foreign languages and stylistic devices like alliteration.
I'm sure your post is super interesting and intelligent or something, but we're talking about talking dirty while fucking. I'm not sure how alliteration and Wagner figure into this.

The best way forward would be to take the info, put a pin in it and either search for it or see if it becomes apparent rather than this weird line of reasoning. Bonus points if you get a German speaking gf and try it with her.

>>8330484
Has that made you angry for some reason or something? I'm not interpreting what someone's saying there either, I'm bringing my own outside knowledge and experience to the table.

You're the dude with some kind of investment in German girls sounding like men or whatever it was right?

>>8330485
I'm just saying that people tend to be more critical of expressions in their native language when compared to foreign languages.

>Even fuck me you whore sounds ridiculous.
"Fick mich, du Hure" seems remarkably close in sound to me. It might sound ridiculous to you, but I'm guessing not sound but the connotations of the phrase are the issue here.

Please don't blame your ineptitude at dirty talking on my beloved German.

>>8330484
Is that the thing you're upset about? I'm not that guy and I can't speak for all Germans but dirty talk is just a little harder to pull off if you're not into anything involving a dom/sub element of sounding intentionally lower class. A simple word like fuck is nonchalantly used in English all the time whereas the direct translations to German all carry some weird connotations, sound childish or vulgar. Of course this isn't just inherent in the language but the culture too.
As someone who speaks both German and English with my partner, German being being my mother tongue I naturally slip into English during sex.

>>8330494
>Hure
I think hure is like old fashioned (sort of like strumpet) or googling it maybe also like prostitute (like overly formal?)? Schlampe is the equivalent word. It's also like the one that seems to be a major problem in dirty talk (don't forget that German also has a bit of a lilt)

I'm not a native German speaker either, it's just a fairly common problem. When I've had longer relationships with German speaking girls we've tried some dirty talking German but it's a lot easier on all accounts to just use English or something. Online and irl it's something I've seen talked about tho.

>>8330496

>Is that the thing you're upset about?

I'm not obsessed. We are both bored and it's gotten to the point where we have farted enough stupid posts at one another that we have become reluctantly invested in this shitty thread.

>>8330502
Well, I am a native German and I did choose Hure because of its phonetic qualities, but the word is not antiquated by any means. You may be right that Schlampe is more common nowadays but what do I know. I've never watched German porn so my sample size is rather limited.

>>8330505
I I'm not bored bro, speak for yourself. You did shit up the thread a bit (shitty thread desu sorry OP but it's true. Still nice to have a shitty thread once in a while), and you do have a tendency to project your own foibles onto others. These hinder quality discussion, hopefully this little back and forth has illustrated that.

>>8330512
Now that I think about it Schlampe is closer to "slut" (easy woman) than an actual prostitute

>>8330519
>shitty thread
well why dont you do something about it like contributing something like answering OPs question about what to do in such situations

>>8330324
>not even being able to pull out no sprecho germano

>Creating unrealistic idealized images of total strangers

wew lad

Thought I was on /r9k/ for a second.

>>8330265
I don't care, who is this girl?

My lord almighty, scarcely have I seen someone as beautiful.

didnt say hi to a girl i saw around for years

starting to happen with a new girl i see around

end my life

went to so much therapy and psych. medication over this shit lol

>>8330458
Hure does sound way too nice. It's like cats purring. I think it's why the whores don't want to be called prostitutes by law in German.

>>8330585
OP must remember that he is doomed to continue posting shitty threads over and over unless he becomes a knight of faith and/or a lover of fate. He must have faith that if it can go right it will go right, and that even it going wrong it's still alright, and that he makes decisions he can love and embrace rather than regretting.

>>8330410
dumb frog poster

>>8330447
Reading old books doesn't imply having a traditional mindset, or vice versa, and having a non traditional women's haircut doesn't imply they mightn't be otherwise in their politics or taste.

>>8332407
> cats just sit around calling you whore in German
I like the imagery

>>8332423
>non traditional women's haircut
It's arguably unconventional but isn't that Skylark guy a 20s author? Wasn't that a time when short hair on women was popular?

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Girls can wear jeans, cut their hair short, wear shirts and boots, cause it's okay to be a boy. But for a boy to look like a girl is degrading, cause you think that being a girl is degrading. But secretly you'd love to know what it's like, wouldn't you? What it feels like for a girl.

books

>>8330436
What is "horror story titles"

>>8334495
yeah kinda

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>>8334495
>you will never experience lesbian sex

>>8334495

It seems wonderful to have long, flowing hair, and to be able to wear skirts and have boobs. It just seems so magical.

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>>8334495
Back 2 tumblr

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>>8335012
You to honey.

>>8335012
I have long hair
I wear skirts
I have gotcha, you thought I wan gonna say manboobs

It ain't magical son. I'd rather wear shorts and go shirtless with no issue and say stuff like shit man and fuck and act badass without seeming fake. Being a girl is suffering, being a guy is full of potential. As a girl you pretty much only have 2 roles in the society. Girl or dyke.
Anything else doesn't exist.

>>8335065
Femme dyke here. Have you considered it's just you personally, not society, that's shit?

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This fucking thread, the /lit meme is real.
>>8335074
Also wtf is "femme", back to fucking reddit with your newspeak doll.

>>8335085
>wtf is "femme"
slang that's older than your mother. it's also french so you're going to have to leave even if you're russian :3

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>>8335087
Well fuck me I need to read a book, looks like i'm in the right place amirite.

>>8335093
no, you need a dictionary and then to head to the sticky and to never come back. you want to be here, but what you want has brought you to your current memeing condition.

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>>8335102
For someone who talks about needing a dictionary, you sure can't spell for shit. Also
>Implying memes are bad on 4chan.
I remember when I first got a laptop.

>>8335121(YOU)
oh, you're just in the lonely bookreader thread for the lonely aspects nor the books. i guess the dyke is the perfect person to talk to if you want to solve that.

>>/adv/
>>/soc/
>>/kys/

>>8335121
Projection 101.
Thought this was /lit not /tv.

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>>8335151
>>8335161
Furak wrong one. If I wanted to hear a dykes opinions I would just read this.

>>8335121
>>8335172
>>>/b/

>>8335065
Can we swap bodies?

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>>8335191
oh my, have you been triggered? Check your blood pressure

>>8335172(YOU LITTLE SNOWFLAKE)(NEVER MELT IT WOULD BE HARDER TO NOTICE YOU ANONTAN :3)
that's a lizard not a dyke, look up femme again.

>>8330389
>they're born with a short-hair gene
>there is a not-marrying-type gene

>>8335282
>>8335360
Good to see /pol finally arrived.

>>8330296
A gorgeous human

>>8335366
The first one seems to be under some kind of REI mind control.