Pretty short read. Let's engage in some discussion, faggots.
http://literature.org/authors/voltaire/candide/chapter-03.html
Chapter 1.
Okay, so the main faggot Candide is getting thrown out of the castle for trying to cop some royal tail behind the curtains
Chapter 2.
He walks to the next town over and gets recruited into the Bulgarian army by two dudes at a tavern who arrest him. His height has something to do with it. Slightly confuzzled but okay
>>8329671
He gets caught taking a walk by the Bulgarian army. They tell him he can either take a musketball swift to the dome or RUN THE MOTHERFUCKIN' GAUNTLET. ohshitnigger