What book should I read to be a pretentious shithead?

>>8314758
My desu.

>>8314758
Infinite Jest

>>8314758
isn't reading hamlet counter-intuitive to being a pretentious shithead? Doesn't shakespeare shit on Hamlet's pretentious sensibilities throughout the whole play?

>>8314778
Shakespeare was a hack fraud writer from the 18th century. Everyone who says his books are so deep haven't read them. He's shit in comparison to J.D. Salinger and Albert Camus.

Mein Kampf

>>8314789
kek good meme

>>8314789
-∞/10

Browse /lit/ for a day. List every book that is mentioned and at the end of the day make a tally.

The most mentioned should be your starting point.

>>8314789

And what have you written to rival the Eternal Bard?

>>8314758
Your diary desu