"If you do know that here is one hand, we'll grant you all the rest."
>be Ludwig Wittgenstein
>hand falls asleep
>get struck with inspiration
>write long series of notes devoted to certainty in epistemology
>predicate entire series on this one opening proposition
>yfw Wittgenstein actually based his entire view of certainty on the psycho-physical fact that sensations produced by one's own hand can effect changes in one's mental state
>yfw Wittgenstein was just talking about masturbation all along
And those contemporary analytic pseuds thought he was arguing for the certainty of self-knowledge in an appeal to proprioception.
You can't pinch the Pynchmeister, you can't tolerate the Tolstoevsky, and you can't outwit the Wittgenstein.
mind = blown