Has any author besides Joyce written convincingly about the intoxicating

>>8294810
I don't think so. His work is unparalleled.

>>8294810
>joyce
which book?

>>8294810
bataille probably. he talks about shit all the time

>>8294861
To NORA
Dublin 8 December 1909
My sweet little whorish Nora I did as you told me, you dirty little girl, and pulled myself off twice when I read your letter. I am delighted to see that you do like being fucked arseways. Yes, now I can remember that night when I fucked you for so long backwards. It was the dirtiest fucking I ever gave you, darling. My prick was stuck in you for hours, fucking in and out under your upturned rump. I felt your fat sweaty buttocks under my belly and saw your flushed face and mad eyes. At every fuck I gave you your shameless tongue came bursting out through your lips and if a gave you a bigger stronger fuck than usual, fat dirty farts came spluttering out of your backside. You had an arse full of farts that night, darling, and I fucked them out of you, big fat fellows, long windy ones, quick little merry cracks and a lot of tiny little naughty farties ending in a long gush from your hole. It is wonderful to fuck a farting woman when every fuck drives one out of her. I think I would know Nora's fart anywhere. I think I could pick hers out in a roomful of farting women. It is a rather girlish noise not like the wet windy fart which I imagine fat wives have. It is sudden and dry and dirty like what a bold girl would let off in fun in a school dormitory at night. I hope Nora will let off no end of her farts in my face so that I may know their smell also.


You say when I go back you will suck me off and you want me to lick your cunt, you little depraved blackguard. I hope you will surprise me some time when I am asleep dressed, steal over to me with a whore's glow in your slumberous eyes, gently undo button after button in the fly of my trousers and gently take out your lover's fat mickey, lap it up in your moist mouth and suck away at it till it gets fatter and stiffer and comes off in your mouth. Sometimes too I shall surprise you asleep, lift up your skirts and open your drawers gently, then lie down gently by you and begin to lick lazily round your bush. You will begin to stir uneasily then I will lick the lips of my darling's cunt. You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep. Then I will lick up faster and faster like a ravenous dog until your cunt is a mass of slime and your body wriggling wildly.


Goodnight, my little farting Nora, my dirty little fuckbird! There is one lovely word, darling, you have underlined to make me pull myself off better. Write me more about that and yourself, sweetly, dirtier, dirtier.


JIM

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>>8294865
Girl butts, not literal shit, you weirdo

>>8294861
Letters to Nora

>>8294872
read this in a tinker's accent and it's 10000x funnier

>>8294874
>implying the intoxicating smell emanating from 'girls butts' is not in itself shitty

>>8294883
vocaroo it, lad

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>>8294894
>virgen detected
>not wanting to sniff this

>>8294872
is this real?

>>8294915
Yes. He was a well known fart fetishist

>>8294915
It is.

>>8294915
>>8294883
What makes it is the signoff

>JIM

>>8294872
joyce gave a fart fetish desu

>>8294872
>about her literal farts
man im looking for authors that talk about the scent of an asshole

not farts or shit

>>8294943
*me desu

>>8294945
I'm interested in this as well

>>8294810
>Has any author besides Joyce written convincingly about the intoxicating scent of a girl's butthole?

Joyce doesnt actually do this you nonce.

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My mickey's getting real fat in this thread.

>>8294973
fuck you, moron

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>>8294872
NORA!!

>>8294810
>>8294847
damn, what do hot girls' butts smell like, guys?

im a virgin btw :'(

>>8295159
Heaven

>>8295159
they smell like doodoo, you're in a fetish thread my guy

>>8295620
but they look so nice? look at the two first pics in this thread. Can they really smell like poopstinks?

For me, I don't think so

>>8295620
If your girl smells like do do maybe you are the one with the fetish.

>>8295641
nigga. poop comes out of there.
the hell you think it's gonna smell like

>>8295655
but come on, really. They are embarrassed about that stuff, so they take care of it surely.

Would just like a nice big whiff of a hot girls ass desu

>>8294872
this reminds me of tropic of cancer tbqh

>>8295159
see >>8295605

>>8295159
They don't smell like doo doo, from my experience they have a faint musky smell, but in a perverse way it turns you on.

>when I was 16 my gf let me put my face up her ass

>>8295755
can I just go up to a hot girl on the street and offer her $200 for a quick ass sniff and she'll agree? Or more money?

Sade?

For a few months at the start of this year I was stealing my roommate's underwear from her basket of dirty washing while she was out at work and jacking off to their scent. Intoxicating is a good way to put the smell.

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>>8294872
>>8294943
>>8294923
>>8295620

>projecting your fetish and implying this wasn't written solely for humor and shock value

>lol omg that guy Joys wrote some dirty shit wow he said butthole what's a beauty through dissonance

>>8296170
Your roommate is a girl and you are a guy? Do y'all fuck

>>8296400
We lived in the same house. Not the same room. Whatever Americans call that.

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>>8296400
he has to sniff panties so it's clear he's a cuck

>>8295766

I sodomized a girl a few times and it had a earthy smell, not fecal at all.

>>8296410
>sincerely examining the possibility of the false premise that he was sharing the same room with this female individual, and not just the house

>letters only

This is how I know you plebs haven't read Ulysses. Nora literally talks about how Bloom likes her butt and kisses it all the time. She even says in her monologue that she'd spread her cheeks in front of his face and let him stick his tongue in her asshole 7 miles deep.

Read the last chapter for ebin fetishes.

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Would you inhale Nora's anal effluence?

>>8296450
What did he see in her? Was she a qt when she was younger?

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This man loves a good fart.

>William 'out form her ass flows a miasma of' Gass.

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>>8296452
Joyce wasn't exactly a looker either.

>>8296413
ITS ONLY A DREAM FOR ME

There is that one scene in Gravity's Rainbow.

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>mfw I fixate on girl's butts whenever I'm out in public, and literally can't look anywhere else

>>8298696
>tfw I do this but also imagine I have been shrunk to bug-size and that they are pooping on me unknowingly

>arse connaisseurs everywhere

stay patrician lads

uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

what have i found heree ufffffffffffffffffffff

THIS IS A NASTY ONE COMINGG UUFFF

uffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

what have i found heree ufffffffffffffffffffff

THIS IS A NASTY ONE COMINGG UUFFF *nostrils begin taking out forks and dishes, they are absolutely ecstatic*

now now my boys, dont be so greedy!! there's enough for all of us

I
AM
READY

>>8299042
>>8299047
>>>/r9k/

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>>8296456
>tfw no Joyce boypussy at the height of his youthful pretension

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Anais Nin.
And damn you, /lit/, for making me remember my ex's wonderful ass.

>>8294872
>You will begin to groan and grunt and sigh and fart with lust in your sleep
what a retard
i cant believe i considered reading his works

>>8299695
>you will never spread her ass cheeks apart and thrust your tongue into her gaping asshole

What even is the point of living?

>>8299708
pleb

>tfw only girl you ever fucked was fat (not obese) and no matter how much you scrubbed her clean there was always an overwhelming smell coming from her butthole
I'm an anal fiend, but fuck if that didn't ruin my fetish a bit. I'd still eat a girl's ass but she'd have to be really damn skinny desu.

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>>8296445
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0d6a8N0hvoM
>average /lit/ poster

>>8294945
>>8294971
de Sade wrote about every kind of perversion that exists, I'm sure you will find yours too in his works

>>8299057
but did i beat joyce??

>>8294923
A fartist if you will.

>>8299695
>Anais Nin

WHAT WORK
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W
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Kundera eulogizes the asshole in most of his works, talking about how it is the unique signature of a woman and access to it is a true sign of intimacy. I think Slowness and Unbearable Lightness of Being have the most focused asshole sections.

This is the best fucking board on the site.

>>8301126
There are controversies.

>>8298711
Kek

>>8299772
It really makes you understand why nihilism exists.

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>>8299772
Remembering how I did that prior to taking her anal virginity when she was a shy teen. Memories sustain us til death.

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>>8301046
Delta of Venus, but I can't recall which stories.

>>8300431
autism

>>8301480
Describe the scent of her butt, lad

>>8299772
>tfw ate pussy today and cheekily rubbed her asshole with my thumb
>tfw didn't go for it

>>8301555
did u sniff ur finger afterwards?

>>8301624
No.

>>8301645
Why not? Was she groce?

>>8301654
Nah, I wouldn't be dating her if she were. It just didn't occur to me.

>>8301659
>It just didn't occur to me
fag detected

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I've tongue fucked almost every escort I've been with. Including this Russian from East Ukraine who I suspected was a former junkie and thus likely exposed to the high HIV infection there. No regrets

>>8301704
How is that gay?

>>8301730
I meant tonguefucked her anus

Her sweet cunt was home, and her invigorating farthole our summer home, smelling of cedar and pinenuts and sometimes feces.

>>8301738
Sniffing sniz snuff is full-time hetero-norm 101 bromosexual

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>>8301730
same here, she was ukrainian (pic related) i've tongue her pussy and ass, lot of vaginal liquid (no pee), smell like heaven. The best 150€ i've spend.

>thanks god east europ is poor so a lot of girls come in the west to whore themself

>>8294872

for all those verbal fireworks, those are some pretty vanilla acts being described. what a pleb, ironically enough

>>8301730
>>8301836
Licking a nice asshole is one thing

But eating out the ass and cunt of a prostitute is about as beta and degenerate as possible.

End you'are'selves

>>8296456

4 u

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>>8301836
Nice, for me she gave me the best sex ever. Like a wild beast, she'd bite me, cut my tongue with teeth and tear up my asshole with her manicured nails but I would come so hard. She had a bony ass and would leave my pelvis bruised but I couldn't stop, turned me into a drooling moron that would do anything no matter how filthy.

It's given me a massive eastern european fetish and a subsciption to Pierre Woodman

>>8301929
Do you delude yourself into thinking that she is enjoying the act and your presence, or do you just not care?

>>8301947
i'm not the guy you replied to but you must really struggle to find pleasure if it's completely dependent on others also finding it. do you watch porn targeted at women too?

>>8301985
I don't watch porn.

I find the idea of having sex with someone who doesn't enjoy the act or find me attractive slightly off-putting.

>>8301990
what are you, poor? genuine experience is about disgenuine experience. Try cocaine and buying whole individuals in third world countries. It's a blast.

>>8302000
I was just curious because I can't relate to such a view at all

j g ballard

also wrote about the erotic qualities colostrum milk

>>8302030
Which works?

>>8301990
I honestly agree with this anon, I wouldn't want to be with someone who didn't enjoy it

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>>8301990
>>8303608
>>8301852
slav escort are the best, you have to understand that they don't take all the customer at least here, ususally the first time they give you an adress that is close to their location but not the place so they can see the customer, they select who they fuck. Old men, creepy or black or arab they refuse most of the time (some can accpet). That why is cleaner to lick the ass of an escort like that than a regular girl in club or tinder, they are very cautious with their health, you take a showe rbefor the act and they see if someone have some skins didease or some shit, it's not a medical examination but it' better than nothing. I can't tell if they enjoy or not but trust me slav are the best comedian if they don't. All the one i've been with are so passionnate and sweet, i would like to be rich just to visit them more often.

>>8301929
>Pierre Woodman
the girls are hot but the guy is so fake, i hate how he fuck the girl, how he yell when he cum with his tiny dick and his fucking french accent (kek i'm french too but it's so ridiculous )

>>8301069
>Kundera eulogizes the asshole in most of his works, talking about how it is the unique signature of a woman and access to it is a true sign of intimacy.

Did Kundera really say that or are you confusing him with Boom?

https://youtu.be/UAT5ml_KNLs

My Little Pony or Sonic fanfic writers

>>8300431
keke

>>8303730
How to reach them?

>>8295648
A butt is a butt, it's gong to smell.
Just because she showers beore sex, doesn't mean it doesn't stink for most of the day.

>>8304689
>virgen detected

>>8304711
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%22Women_are_wonderful%22_effect

>>8304731
You are literally a faggot if you don't like the smell of a hot girl's ass

>>8304734
here's your you

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>>8294872
>JIM

>>8294872
Kek, this made me want read joyce

Geoffrey Dyer does actually. In Jeff in Venice.

>>8303730
I lost my virginity to a really sweet and qt Ukrainian escort, I told her because I was really nervous and she smiled at me sympathetically , it was a pretty pathtic display but she made me feel at ease and told me she was a student making some money and travelling. She guided me and even told me she had an orgasm (I chuckled internally). When I was leaving she told me she was going to Jamaica but I could text her if I ever wanted to talk, it was a lovely offer but I never did.

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The absinthe-tinged love affair between Rimbaud and Verlaine is the stuff of literary legend. The 17-year-old Rimbaud wrote to the 27-year-old Verlaine—whose wife was pregnant at the time—and soon moved into their home in Paris in 1871. Shortly after, the two lovers fled to London and lived in relative squalor, spending days on end at the Reading Room in the British Museum because the pens and ink were free. Their relationship grew extremely bitter, and eventually came to an end after Verlaine was sentenced to prison for shooting Rimbaud and wounding him in the left wrist. Rimbaud would end up writing influential classics such as A Season in Hell before abandoning poetry altogether at 20. During their travels in London, the two collaborated on a sonnet called Lines on the Arsehole, a ribald tribute to, um, the anus. Verlaine contributed an octet and Rimbaud contributed a sestet. Here are some salacious sections from both poets.

Verlaine:

Crumpled like a carnation, mauve and dim
It breathes, cowering humbly in the moss
Still wet with love which trickles down across
The soft slope of white buttocks to its rim.

Rimbaud:

My mouth mates often with this breathing-hole.
While matter goes and comes, my jealous soul
Makes tawny tears there in its next of sighs

Source: The Faber Book of Blue Verse, edited by John Whitworth.

>>8309180
OP clearly said the female behind

>>8309180
This is beautiful.

>>8309180
post the whole thing, other translations online seem inferior.

>>8298711
L M A O