Bad Book Covers

>>8282658
>>8282675
Is this shit real?

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>>8282891
'Fraid so.

>>8282893
Good lord

>>8282675
>Design is my passion :3

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>>8282893

>the turn of the screw

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>>8282919
>>8283301
That's from "Tutis Digital Publishing" apparently, they have the ones that make some kind of literal sense...

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>>8283438
...and then they have these.

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>>8283443

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>>8283446

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>>8283462

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>>8283465

>>8282658
Best thread ever

>>8283443
At least make the briefcase containing make ups

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Truly rageworthy

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Remember to Start With The Greeks™.

>>8284020
I lub Animorphs.

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Ah, Tutis threads.

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>>8283710
>fucking kikes trying to genocide the dinosaur race

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>>8284013

>>8283446
a e s t h e t i c

>>8285414
this one's not that bad desu

>>8285944
Wow
Clearly not Descartes, Descartes looks like a crackhead

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>>8285978
their cover are awful

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>>8286018
and this is the cherry on top of the diarrhea icream

>>8286015
It's sir Isaac Newton.

>>8286039
I know, just reminding that Descartes was a crackhead

>>8283716
is... is this real?

i kinda want to buy this ironically now.

>>8283446
>Hard Times 12
I had no idea there were so many sequels

>>8283727
>"Hey, you!"
>"Que?"
>"You want to be on a book cover?"
>"Que?"
>*click*

>>8283438
>Literal sense.
No.

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>>8283467
That's PitPat from GloboChem from Mr Show.

>>8285944
I like the part where Descartes proves that gravity exists because it thinks.

>>8285414
Didnt know Jimmy Carter was from transilvania

>>8285803
Its pretty shitty but in context its like gold.

So, in countries with no copyright laws they pay people with no English skills, but who probably claim to speak excellent English...they pay them to InDesign this shit-cancer and sell it to morons? That has to be it, right?

>>8284309
Literally what the shit?

>>8283716
nice

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>>8286018
>>8286022

>>8287777

It's fairly obvious mate, it's romance directed towards sad, lonely, single mothers who wish that some plus-jawed prince Valiant would come and fuck them and incidentally prove to be a great father figure for their kids.

>>8285978

Jesus Christ, it fucking exists.

All my time shitposting on /lit/ I thought this was satire. How the fuck am I supposed to stay sane if reality keeps being this ridiculous?

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I thought my self-made book cover was pretty bad, but this thread really puts it all in perspective.

>>8282893
>the turn of the screw
>it's a picture of tools literally turning a screw
>but it's not even a screw, it's a hex nut

this wins

>>8285944
Oh come on

>>8285414
thinking outside the box with this one, I see

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GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS i keep
GIVING BAD PEOPLE GOOD IDEAS.

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>>8290530