How do I write a good suicide note? Asking for a friend.

>>8264434
Use 'cuck' a lot

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>>8264445
Alternatively write that you discovered something really terrible in the government, pack your things into suitcases, write that you'll notify your family of where you are once you come out of hiding, then strangle yourself with some cable or something and pretend you were struggling.

>>8264434
bc this board isn't shitty enough

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If x person is going to kill themselves, why write a note? It shows that they dont *really* care about whomever the note is for, since their death will hurt those people.

That's a crappy reason *solely* to keep on keeping on, but good enough for the meantime

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>>8264709
+1, tell your friend not to do it OP

Time heals most wounds