How do you go about getting published, /lit/?

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>>8256833
>Have boobs.
>Be pop-feminist
>Make a shitty, hipstery youtube channel, twitter, and tumblr.
>Amass followers with slef-help videos and sex-positive feminist nudes or semi-nudes.
>Publish with either little, hipster, pop-feminist, millennial press or self-publish.
>Tell all followers to buy book.

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Write a book in a cryptic cypher with crazy illustrations, then bury it. In time, somebody will find it, and reproductions of it will soon occur.

>>8257295
But then I'll be dead, anon.

>>8256833

Submittable. Authors Publish

>>8256833
hone your craft

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>>8256833
Kill yourself after you finish your manuscript and have your mom try to sell it

First you have to write