What Does Harold Bloom Think of John Green?

>>8256128
he doesn't

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>>8256128
Last night he dreamt of John Green tenderly fondling him while dressed as an anthropomorphic fox.
T. his psychiatrist

>>8256128
"Slide it." - Harold Bloom, on John Green threads

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>>8256134

This

Harold Bloom's 108 years old. He knows he's going to die any minute now. Why would he spend his time caring about some YA writer popular among teenagers?

>>8256128
just watched an interview with this fat fuck. holy shit he is so cringe.

>>8256464
I thought for a second that he was legitimately 108 y/o

>>8256464
>108
He is 85, nice bait.

>>8256491
What's the difference?

>>8256491
jesus fucking christ

>>8256514
He could make to 108, but I'm sure he can't go for the 131.

>>8256531
>I'm sure
>sure

sure

>>8256536
The oldest person ever died at 122. Yes, I'm sure.

>>8256128
does*

>>8256542
"He/she could make it to 99, but I'm sure he/she can't go for the 122."
"The oldest person ever died at 113. Yes, I'm sure."

>>8256556
He isn't a female, my friend.

>>8256562
so choose the "he" option then

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>>8256128

Good god this man's face is like a permanent reaction image

>>8256579
>the ten oldest people ever are all females
:^)

I'M SURE he can't break the curse.

>>8256596
Anon's clearly getting autistic over your use of "person", not your own autism about ages.

>>8256596
he's a big guy

>>8256542
Man, who would even want to live to be that old

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"Green, John. A nonentity, a total fraud, means nothing to me. Deset his bawdy 'The Fault In Our Stars'. A favourite from ages 12 to 16, but no longer."
–Harold Bloom