>Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man >its a book

>Atlas Shrugged
>Atlas doesn't shrug

>The Divine Comedy
>It's not funny

>infinite jest
>ends

>1984
>no synth-pop or saxophone solos

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>>8250672
>Nicomachean Ethics
>they aren't Nicomachus's ethics

>catcher in the rye
>takes place in the city

>Plato's Republic
>Its a dictator

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>All the Pretty Horses
>there's only a few horses
>they aren't pretty

>Plato's dialogues
>They all consist of Socrates rambling at his interlocutors until they surrender from boredom

>Harry Potter
>He makes spells instead of pots

>>8250691
Yeah but that's a good thing, the true jest is that if you finish it you spent days of your life on shit.

>Watership Down
>no boats that sink, just fucking rabbits

bump, love these type of threads

>>8250745
I already spent years of my life on 4chan

>To Kill a Mockingbird
>still don't know how to fucking kill a mockingbird

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>Alcools
>I didn't get drunk

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>The Picture of Dorian Gray
>It's a book

>>8250704
It's a meritocracy.

>As You Like It
>completely pre-written

>>8250672
>A Thousand Splendid Suns
>didn't destroy my retinas

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>Infinite Jest
>is finite

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>The Day of the Locusts
>Not one locust

>Kafka on the shore
>Czechoslovakia is a landlocked country

>As I lay dying
>I'm not dying

>>8250693
>>8251026
these are the only funny ones so far.

>>8250964
>not a choose your own adventure play

>moby dick
>no mention of the musician's phallus; and but so there is a whale

>as I lay dying
>faulkner lived 32 more years after its publication

>At swim-two-birds
>no reverse flying fish

>>8251041

Kek'd heartily.

>brave new world
>everyone is a faggot

>a moveable feast
>it all happens in one place

>rabbit, run
>not about animal physiology

>>8250874
Not really
In fact not at all

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>>8250686
>he thinks "comedia" is no funny

>>8250672

>pervert's guide to cinema
>some fat old man making unsubstantiated assertions incoherently for 150 minutes

>sound and the fury
>is not an audiobook

>butchers crossing
>Mostly takes places outside of butchers crossing

>>8251644
>unsubstantiated
Pleb

>>8250672
> Dubliners
> no reggae dub, dancehall or drum and bass

> the autobiography of malcolm x
> no pirates and no treasure

> the crying of lot 49
> it's funny

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>>8251041
>Czechoslovakia

>Religion for Infidels
>it's a form of atheism for religiously-minded people

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>>8251707
>no qt shoegaze gf

>Hannibal
>No crossing of the alps with elephants in order to destroy roman hordes

>>8251733
Wouldn't have worked with Austria-Hungary :(

>>8251747
It was a big empire

>>8251753
4u

>>8251911
If I took Hungary out f it, would it die?

>>8251924
It would be extremely anti-monarchic.

>alice in wonderland
>wonderland is a furry convention

>The Diary of Anne Frank
>It was written by Otto Frank

>>8250812
with an airgun
>in fact you're ordered NOT to kill any mockingbirds at all

>>8251716
>the crying of lot 49
>the book ends before the crying begins

also both of those books have absolutely HORRENDOUS title drops

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>It's a frogposter

>>8250812
hi homer