Let's brainstorm an outrageous plot that forms into a several

>>8245927
Soon they find links to a group of cultural marxists intent on breeding out whiteness (the dead actor was white)

So the wife writes to Sherlock Holmes to solve the case, but the letter ends up reaching Santa instead.

>>8246255
Santa, confused and believing the letter to be a gift wish list from one of the actor's ex wife begging him for a replacement husband, creates a living toy replica of her ex husband and mails it to her.

>>8246276
>>8246276
She believes it to be a sign from God and joins a church as a result.

>>8246276
But the marxists manage to reprogram the replica, and he goes on a murderous killing spree.

>>8246294
>>8246296
Well, allowing both of these, the spree is used to justify gun control (but secretly it's so the Marxist-infiltrated US govt can institute martial law eventually).

>>8246305
In the 5th volume it's revealed that Santa was Karl Marx, and this was all part of his plan.

>>8246296
all the murders are staged to look like autoerotic asphyxiation and, mistakenly believing it to be a new popular trend, Cosmo's sex tips column advises women that strangling their man will spice up the bedroom.

In a last ditch effort, the dead actor is revived through Aryan magic to become a warrior against Marxism.

>>8246318
doesn't fit with >>8246305 :/

>>8246318
Tao Lin and DFW break into Pynchon's house to steal his latest manuscript. They discover an insane Harold Bloom who chases them around with a claymore and can detect their location with the hole in his forehead. DFW kills himself via autoerotic asphyxiation, but not before bequeathing his "Will of Sincerity" to Tao.