/lit/ humor thread

>>8203928
ouch

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>>8203928
>I wonder if I'm really bisexual or just incredibly lonely
Every time.

>>8203928
I can't honestly tell who's this making fun of. Seems only vaguely lit related and most of the phrases are barely connected with one another

>>8203943
It's making fun of the type of people who frequent /lit/

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>>8203928

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>>8203955

>>8203954
holy shit, he actually said this

That's John Green tier

>>8203951
But is it really? I've been here for more than six years and the obly people who come close to that picture are a couple of tripfags i've filtered along the road

>>8203970
>he actually said this
No, the character Hal said this in Infinite Jest, dingus.

>>8203970
Yeah big news man, big news.

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>>8203973
Ok

>>8203970

i like dfw and everything but i got to a passage in A Supposedly Fun Thing I'll Never Do Again where he talked about ironically wearing of those t shirts with a print of the front of a tux on them to an unironically fancy dinner thing and i remember thinking Oh My God, What a Fucking Dork

>>8203982
[X] Switch twice

>>8203978
hal IS dfw

>>8203985
Do you Capitalize Almost every Word In Your thoughts?

>>8203992
Well I've Got to Capitalise Something, Don't I?

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>>8203990
If you can't tell the difference between a quote from a fictional character based on aspects of an author's life and personality and a quote directly from the author himself, I can't help you.

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>>8203994
fucking dead

>>8203954
*cringes*

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>>8204012
>*x*
Is this supposed to be self-referential?

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>>8204014

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Da best

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Next gona post a /sci/ thing but it's pretty fitting for /lit/


Also: Could anyone post the variations of pic related? Pls

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?

>>8204029
formidable work lads

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??

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From /co/

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Cla

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Nei

>>8203970
Considering where the dude comes from, I think it is genuinely amusing to him.

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I don't know if this can be considered /lit/??

>>8203985
>>8203954
Is this man /lit/ incarned?

>>8204071
I think it would have to be readable to be /lit/.

>>8204075
if you meant "incarnate" then Yes.

it says a lot about this board that everybody here fucking hates him, too

>>8204130
I wonder how Zizek's parents felt about him.

>>8203945
>being this Ödipal

>>8204063
jo

>>8203928
this is literally me

>>8204039
this is actually badly done

>>8204553
There is one that mentions deep&edgy that is way better. I don't have it.

>>8203982
this is the only trolley problem on this board i've liked.

>>8203985
i hate that part of the essay because it seems so antithetical to his whole "anti-irony" schtick.

>>8204021
underrated post.

>>8203955
The stranger is absurdist not existentialist.

>>8204636
It's the same thing Camus was just a snowflake

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There was good thread about /lit/ high school experiences. I'll post some greentexts from that.

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>>8204641

>>8203943
It's making fun of me, and of you.

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>>8204648

>>8204063
The Trasymachus line gets me every time.

>>8203955
tfw the only thing between me and this starter pack is a glass of wine. I guess I'm a faggot.

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Let's remember this legend.

>>8204659
how can this degenerate compare his disgusting fetish with joyce's admiration of farts? vorefags are the worst

>>8203928
>Bick Black

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>>8203971
source?

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>>8204659
>mfw 6 of my posts in the screencap
Makes all these years of 4chan almost worth it.

>>8203933
Kekd

Never seen this one before

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>>8203968
classic

>>8204659

my god this was a trip into autism like I never seen before. I now understand their illness.

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>>8204892
It's a spectrum, not all are that bad. Some are even worse.

>>8204659
>argues with himself for 45 minutes straight
>"someone told me i DIDNT DESERVE to read literature and i responded in an actual fucking reasonable manner."
how is this not b8.

>>8204882
I put in the "what the fuck did you just fucking say to me" copypasta and got David Foster Wallace

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>>8204865
You finally made it Anon.

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This is my second favorite /lit/ greentext.

>>8204063
does anyone have the one where it's the painting The Death of Socrates and Socrates says something like "No Glaucon you stupid faggot that's not what I meant at all."

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>>8204045
I fucking lost it at the Heidegger doll part

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>>8205156

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>>8205161

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>>8205167

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I hope this guy finished his book.

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>>8205169

>>8204041
Can someone explain the girlfriend joke?

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>>8204659

>>8204045
wow that Anon should write more.

>>8204876
is Pascal really shit-tier?

>>8204654
That's not really funny but I totally relate. I think I put real effort into like 3 essays in hs and they all got bad grades while all the stuff I BSed (everything else) got great marks.
It really sucks

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>>8205080
wtf

>>8203945
Hilarious, desu. I don't even know why.

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>>8205185
I read this entire thing. The fuck is wrong with me

>>8203924
i know this is a meme, but i get pretty triggered when people unironically self imply their life is in any way like the underground mans

>>8203985
funny, that part stuck out to me too
also the bit where he gets upset about the girl beating him in chess. i'm 70% sure he's joking but he really might not be.

>>8204021
I'm not smart enough to get how dumb this is.

>>8203973
it's made for /lit/ and /r9k/ crossposters.

>>8205150
This is great

>>8205185

what the fuck man

>>8204130
This is fucking great, does /tv/ have memes like this?

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>>8203985
That dorky thing is the source for a DFW cameo on Simpsons, pic related

>>8205169
That man has barbed wire for eyebrows

>>8203922
Solid

>>8203922
> Friedman and Foucault
> Foucaultians trying to enter establishment. Literally the root og SJW-ideology.

>>8205116
TRY AND DEBATE ME! GO ON!

>>8204659
That's not even good vore baka

>>8203955
>camel
Surprisingly accurate.

>>8204876
>shit-tier
>Bergson, Pascal

fuck you

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>>8205185
>interactive anal-vore reading game

>>8205169
Dawkins is a fucking fool and has probably set back secularism by 20-30 years with his bullshit.

He should have just kepts researching the sexual behavior of crickets.

>>8203928
FUCK?!!!!!!! Why are you doing this to me??!!!!!

>>8204041
Whoa. I did not think a math joke could actually make me laugh.

All I ever hear are stupid ableian grape jokes and stupid equations that resolve to 69 or 8008135

>>8205185
Oh god I hope that guy did the party again. I really need a follow up to this riveting tale

>>8205249
You don't know about the no discernible talent meme?

>>8204021
>and shit on Wagner's lawn
Welp. Lost hard.

Helps that I read that ad all the time, too.

>>8203943
me

>>8204081
What about American Psycho?

>>8203928
Everyone who identifies with this needs to get the fuck off this website and go somewhere more appropriate like tumblr or RYM.

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Hey Faggots,
My name is David Cameron Casy, Katie’s fiancee, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are pseudointellectual, illiterate, plebians who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass words. You are everything pretentious in this world. Honestly, have any of you ever done a book review? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of dilettantes who read YA because they don’t deserve to live, but you all take to a whole new level by attacking a vestal virgin who loves classical literature, and STICHING! This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on astrologically themed tumblrs.
Don’t be a Camusian stranger. Just hit me with your best shot, like HemMingday did. I’m pretty much patrician. I was he captain my captain of the poetry team, and starter on my Greeks. What languages do you speak, other than “new sincerity meme speak”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot virginal fiancee with a fully intact hymen (she just blew me and swallowed like all reading girls do; Shit was SO cash). You are all plebs who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch

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>>8206846
Nice

>>8206939
Too short response tbqh
>But I want to develop one very simple point *sniff* because, and you know, in Slovenia during cold war we used to say *readjusts shirt* (and so on and so on)

>>8204876
At least one of us got memed.

>>8204133
>>8204129

>>8204126
need to see more versions of these

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>>8206702
I know it.
But I really don't know why I find it so funny. I really laughed like I haven't in the past few months.

personally i think juncker is a nice guy and farage was wrong to attack him in parliament.

>>8206702
I don't, what is it?

>>8203985
It was the nineties or the early ots so that was kinda okay but yes pretty dorky

Spurdo Camus?

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>>8207180

>>8204876
>Singer
>shit

>>8207254
who is that

>>8203955
Closer? The play? Really fucking good.

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>>8207323
Rand

>>8206063
/tv/ doesn't like art

>>8204810
is a great band

>>8206490
Holy fuck hahahaha

>>8204014
>>8204014
it's like "x" but for actions instead of words

>>8204876
>god-tier
>confucius
>muhammad

>>8204045
why would the mom sing time for 4chan?

>>8203955
>Existentialist
>Filtered cigarettes

>>8204012
I know, right ...

Anons, fuking check your concept of what is cool.

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I'll fix this thread I guess

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>>8207854

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>>8207858

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>>8207865

>>8207867
>shuddering

>>8203922
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6QMmrM4BmI

>>8203985
Why are we accepting more and more Tumblrfags here??

>>8205080
laughing so hard right now

>>8205072
you didnt faggot

bernie plz free abortion
i got pregnant yesterday
and now tyrone has left me here
and i dont want to pay

bernie plz free abortion
and also pay for aids
cuz tyrone came inside of me
and tyrone is half gay

bernie plz free abortion
theres a thing inside of me
its kicking like a lil monkey
bernie set me free

bernie plz free abortion
from ur social care
and maybe some free college too
bernie plz im scare

>>8204014

As far as I know, this originated in online free-form roleplay. It just means that they're doing something.

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>>8203922

>>8204011
I don't understand this

>>8206504
Lolita, liznight of mah life, fiznire of mah lizzay. Mizzle sizzin, mizzle sizzy. Lo-lizzle: wizzay it do so show some love, niggaz!? thizzay tizzy of tha tongue tizzle a triznip of T-h-r-ta-tha-izzee S-t-ta-tha-izzeps dizzown thizza palizzle ta tizzay, at three, on tha teeth. Lo fo all my homies in the pen. I tizzizzle i T-ta-tha-izzold ya, N-ta-tha-izzigga I'm a crazy ass nigga cuz its a G thang. Lizzay wit tha G-ta-tha-izzangsta shizzay thiznat kizneeps ya hangin. Ta dogg. S-h-ta-tha-izzizze was Lo, plizzay Lo, 'n thizzay M-to-tha-izzorn'n, sippin' fizzy F-ta-tha-izzeet ten 'n oizzy sizzle. Shizne wizzle Lizzizzle 'n S-l-ta-tha-izzacks. Relax, cizzy Iizzy bizzle ta takizzles mah respect. Shizzay was D-O-Double-Lizzy at schoo'. She wizzizzle Dolizzles on thizna dotted lizzay upsizzle yo heezee. But 'n mah arms she wizzay alwizzles Lolizzle wizzy tha sun be shinin n I be rizzy' so bizzle down ta tha bow wizzy!

>>8208622
>Pounded in The Butt By My Book "Pounded In The Butt By My Own Butt"
>Reamed By My Reaction To The Title Of This Book
woah...

>>8208634
knock it off

>>8208622
there are paperbacks.
this is the best thing i've ever found on the internet.

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>>8208622
This is too great

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I wonder if she'll help me revise the first paragraph of my short story

>>8208622
https://www.amazon.com/Pounded-Pound-Socioeconomic-Implications-European-ebook/dp/B01HJXVP8G/
https://www.amazon.com/Turned-Existential-Actually-Character-Tingle-ebook/dp/B01BA8IYKI?ie=UTF8&*Version*=1&*entries*=0

This guy is who DFW wished he could be.

>>8206638
dumb tumblrpost

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>>8208622
jesus christ i laughed hard

>>8207766
Can someone explain this one to me?
I haven't read it yet, though I plan on doing so at some stage, but wasn't maize brought to Europe from America in the 16th century?

Does anyone have the trolley problem when he lets them die and there's a huge wall of text?

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>>8209223
This one?

>>8209227
yeah thanks anon

>>8208749
this is shit though

>>8208370
commentary on Infinite Jest?

>>8207867
holy fuck

>>8207867
too good

>>8208379
Kek

>>8210622
Is this mocking Gene Wolfe? I was thinking of giving him a try.

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>>8206878
>the captain my captain of the poetry team

>>8206878
>have a banging hot virginal fiancee with a fully intact hymen
jesus christ

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>>8206878
>tfw they have since broken up