How do I do the dialectic?

It's just a jump to the left, and then a step to the right. Put your hands on your hips; and bend your knees in tight. But it's the pelvic thrust! That really drives you in-sa-a-a-a-a-ane! Let's do THE DIALECTIC again!

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>>8190405
>tfw 27
>tfw same hairline as Hegel

Why even live

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>>8190416
>not becoming Costanza

Hermeneutically reconstruct Hegel's milieu through an ascetic process of Verstehen until it dialogically asks you the same questions that it asked him and "his" craving for Aufhebung as an engine of history and the Ideal becomes part of your Lebenswelt

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>>8190416
>>8190421

>>8190416
I hope you have a nice head shape.

Male pattern baldness runs in my family, so I was as bald as that around 21 or 22. I had to start cutting my hair short by 19.

Just shave your head and work out a little. You'll be fine.

>>8190679
>I hope you have a nice head shape.

I don't. I will die alone and unloved.

>>8190409

>>8190702
dank

>>8190735
Awful post.

>>8190747
stop oppressing me

>>8190697

you remind me that kozma prutkov's story how a guy who wanted to marry a daughter of phrenologist asked an apprentice of that phrenologist to make him several head bumps with a hammer in those places where they predict different good things

>>8190754
To do I must begin by starting to opress you. YOU UGLY DYKECUNT I HOPE YOU GET RAPED WITH A NAIL AND IT'S FILMED AND PUT ONLINE AND YOUR FATHER MASTURBATES TO IT AND DECIDES TO DO IT TOO WHILE YOUR MOTHER WATCHES APPROVINGLY BECAUSE SHE UNDERSTANDS THAT THAT'S THE BEST POSSIBLE FATE FOR YOU

>>8190405
Someone please help me. I know a superhot girl but she only bangs hegelians.

>>8190967
avoid love or sex

>>8192382
Why?

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>>8190781
yeah I love tyler the creator too!! haha XD

>>8192719
I don't. I was just trying to do what she told me too.

>>8190405
you
never
did
the
dialectical
kid

>>8190967
Bump.

It's thesis antithesis and synthesis right? I'm baiting you to trick you into answering.

>>8190429
Vernünftig/10