>Hey what are you reading?

your mommy's diarrea

(in an affronted tone) You can't tell by the cover? The telltale blue and hints of tennis ball green? How can you even call yourself a human being? This is only the greatest work of genius produced in a billion years. Only the most perfect and scintillating gem of literature the universe has ever seen. Only the highest and final product of all our species' labors and toils, all our dreams and wishes. Only incontrovertible proof of the existence of God, Heaven, and an indescrutible soul. Why, good sir, it is only Infinite Jest, by David Foster Wallace, published in 1996! The lengthy and complex work takes place in a North American dystopia, centering on a junior tennis academy and a

I can't read. Why did you think I was reading just because I'm holding a book and looking at it. You'r ebeyond bigotry

Strunk. It's for learning how to write.
-goes back to reading-

>2016
>rage memes

>>8188542
Absolute Recoil. I thought it was an action novel.

>>8188558
upvoted (serious)

>>8189034
you're reading a style guide? how boring are you?

>>8189034
"learning" how to write like shit. if you want guidelines, get the chicago manual of style, but strunk and white are trash.

tv shows haha :^)

I'm reading the material world around us, because literally everything is a text.

>>8188542
Your post and right now my own post as I'm typing it.

>>8188542
Fuck off normie faggot

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>>8189215

oscillation levels through the roof bro

u r a real 1