It was all a mistake from Socrates onwards

>>8182603

>implying Socrates was not a mistake

>>8182603
Anti-materialism was a mistake

I don't understand how any normal human man fingers his own ass. It's impossible. It's not pleasurable. How do you relax while doing it?

I think gay men just have a Loves Butt Stuff gene, and I'm not gay so I don't have it. I tried it and it fucking hurt.

>>8182621
No, it's the opposite

>>8182623
I too, fail to see the appeal. It never particularly hurt me, but it just felt very awkward and I got absolutely no pleasure.

>>8182623
>>8182632
I guess this means I've got the gene.

>>8182623
Is this some kind of joke?

>>8182603
Hi Martin. Shave your mustache.

>>8182630
Said the person with a phone/computer.

>everything is water xDDDD
>no, everything is air xDDDDD
>no, everything is fire xDDDD
>no, everything is balance of the four elements xDDDD
No, it wasn't

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>>8182769
>implying
fucking Sophists baka

>>8182823

>aztec
>clearly Incan

m8...

>>8182821
"Everything is hydrogen"
-Aristotle

The mistake was with Plato. Dude worshipped Socrates way too muhc.

>>8182821
Lad...everything IS fire, tho

>>8183338
The correction was with Aristotle. Dude rejected Plato just the right amount.

>>8183338
Damn you're stupid.

Socrates and Plato (especially Plato) were both failed abortions of Greek society and our failure to recognise this has caused much trouble.

>tfw no metaphysics directed towards/questioning Being a la Heraclitus/Parmenides

>>8184863
We wouldn't have gotten anywhere anyway.

>>8184869
The road up and the road down are one and the same
heraclitus

>>8184863
Deleuze? Nietzsche? Heidegger?