How do I into literary analysis and critique?

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>>8178979
You don't, it's soulless shitty sophistry.

U don't. You go out and live your life

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You have to become like a dog.

So immersed in irony that your exquisite intelligence is mistaken for nonsense. That's what dogs are. Reversed gods.

As Confucius said: "The superior man can write wan wan wan, and the elect will understand him. The lesser man can write a treatise spanning the gap between the Earth and the Lunar Capital, and it will not be grasped."

Meditate on these words every day... and you will evolve, volve, volve.

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It's simple.

You start with the geeks.

master grammar, learn about narrative devices, study semiotics, read a lot etc etc etc

are dogs the most literary pets?

if not, what else?

no cats

>>8178984
How badly did I fuck up?

>>8179025
No idea, I don't know you, friend.

>>8179030
I liked listening to you in the morning

>>8178999
>That's what dogs are. Reversed gods.
>>8172464

>>8179032
Thank you.

>>8178979
study philosophy and or linguistics, read and write a lot