Would you let Chomsky make tender yet dominating love to you?

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I would manufacture consent for him to enter my boi pussiiii :33

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>mfw this thread

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God, yes.

>twentysomething chomsky
Let's just say this hierarchy would be justified :^)

>adult chomsky
I'd be okay with it.

>old man chomsky
No.

>>8167415
>>old man chomsky
>No.

But that's the most sagely one!

>>8167350

I feel he would ask for affirmative consent with each thing
>Well you see uh, I think I want to put this anal fox tail in you and fuck you from behind? Would this be OK?

>>8167366
nice

>>8167662

No no, it would be more like,

"You see *swivels thumb and forefinger intellectually*, given that my erection is resting both above and between your left and right butt cheek, it follows that in some given near, you could say, future I could, possibly, penetrate the hole resting between each cheek. My thinking is that, *shrugs quickly*, this would lead to immense pleasure for the both of us. Any other proposition, say, some negation, or any other trivial counter-examples concerning the distance between my erection and your anus is clearly false, given the *lifts fingers up and tilts neck down slightly* given the, possibly limited, *flips hand back, shrugs again* but true, nonetheless, premises. Would this be agreeable? I think it so."

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I wonder whats its like having sex with zizek.

>>8168702
i bet he fucks like a pig

>>8168702
It's small. I'm certain of it.

>>8168702
>he will never tug your dick

>>8168702
>oof... ohoh! *sniffs*
>ooh
>my got
>*sniffs*

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>>8168775
>no "Oh Hegel!"

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Qt

>>8168702
He probably can't get it up because of all that cocaine he insists he's not snorting constantly.