if I get dubs, I'll read Dubliners

>>8151368
I suppose you aren't getting Dubliners

If I get quints, I'll read Quintillionaires

>>8151390
I suppose you aren't getting Quintillionaires.

re rolling

>>8151400
I suppose you're getting Dubliners

If my digits end with 628, I'll read Finnegans Wake.

>>8151368
Dubliners was ELITE

>But real
adventures, I reflected, do not happen to people who remain at home: they must be sought abroad.

>>8151368
nigga u retawdid

if dubs I write haiku for a living

If dubs i'll read faust

>>8152136
rerolling

Dubs and I'll read all of John Green's work.

if quads i'll shit my pants

Dubs, trips, singles or quads I'm reading Evil Spirits

ITT: No one understands the OP.

If dubs, I shall drop everything to reach enlightenment.

>>8152205

yeah, nobody gets the genious pun that OP did.........................................................................................amazing

>>8152141
Final attempt

Dubs and I'll read crime and punishment.