it's real

Forgive them Lord

>>8134127
The people who made that book know exactly what they do, though.

>>8134137
I know, that's why I left the second part out.

>>8134137
hell they get viraled here

http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/03/business/media/the-word-of-god-now-available-in-emoji.html?_r=0

>>8134120
where's the emoji koran

>>8134152
They don't have one for "behead" yet

>>8134120
What does the string on the cover mean? Idea-holy-bright-angel-??-love-praying?

>>8134120
i wanna die of cancer and go to hell

>>8134206
nice meme /pol/

>>8134225

I thought it was funny, why does it make someone /pol/ to make a joke.

>>8134225
nothing /pol/ about it

You know what's funny? Millennial Christians are abandoning all these new age denominations for Catholicism and Orthodoxy. They don't want this new shit, they want Tradition.

>>8134358
Yeah, because many of them recognize that the diluted concepts of Christianity that their family follows are simply delusions of religion - at least that's how I and many of my (formerly) religious friends are. We've all either turned to more sincere forms of religion or decided to become pseudo-agnostic.

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ayy

>>8134436
*insert something about how our civilization is doomed here*

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its cute. I might get one for my girlfriend if they are in store already

>>8134436
I remember that shit

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>>8134445

>>8134459
Ride the tiger....

>>8134459
holy kek imagine starting life this cuck'd

poor kids will never recover

>>8134436
Is this a simple novelty item? Is that the joke?

Finally, a hieroglyph translation so I don't have to actually read.

>>8134120
fucking protestants, they ruin everything.

>>8134366
Why don't they just go Puritan Protestanism?

>>8134459
this generation is fucked

what happened to humanity?

>>8134120
Was this prophesied in the bible? Does anybody here have good knowledge of Scripture? This really seems like some mark of the beast shit

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>>8134436

End it all, God. End it all for we have fallen.

i really want to see what they used for ezekiel 23:20

maybe someone squeezing a tube of toothpaste.

>>8134594
automation made things easier.

and

people don't know when to stop.

>>8134530
not enough tradition

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show me the same for the dhamma

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>>8134436
Snap. I saw this in the RSC theatre gift shop in FUCKING STRATFORD-UPON-AVON. Do people actually buy this shit?

At least I can rest easy knowing my holy book won't ever be turned into emojis, it's a shame that someone would do this to something as important as the Bible.

>>8134225
Wat?

How is that /pol/

>>8135702
whats your holy book

>>8135735
The Quran. I'd like to see them try to translate, what is quite literally instructions in any language other than Arabic, into fucking emoticons. All I can think of is pictures of swords, the indian guy with the thing on his head, and the praying hands, repeated over and over and over again.

>>8135399
In that same passage, does "defiled yourself with their idols" mean she put the idols is her vagoo or what?

>>8135772
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FLCgThbzmkc

>>8135693
that they have the guts to put shakespeare's name on this shit

>>8135743
Come on, lets face it, the only reason they wont make a Quran version is because they'll be afraid of getting shot

>>8134530
It's aesthetically and intellectually vapid.

>>8134436
>>8135693
it's necessary for us millennials to shield our vapid culture from criticism by creating ironic distance

>>8134225
Humour shouldn't be restricted, anon, even if it ruffles a few feathers.

The Koran is a great book, but that anon's post is pretty funny.

>>8135693
I think they market them as humour books, the sort of thing you might have at your desk or on a coffee table rather than a serious alternative to shakespeare, but you know some dumb motherfuckers buy this stuff unironically.

>>8135743
You can't do it anyway, no pictures of Mohammad allowed. I'm only partly jesting too, you know emojis in the Quran would piss people off.

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>>8135693
>>8134436

>>8135772
is there an emoji for it?

>>8135955
Why should we care about upsetting mudshits?

>>8136103
bombs

>>8135399
sounds like description for Judges 3:22 lel

>>8135979
That is just a rewriting of the movies,it's not about making Shakespeare hip and cool.

>>8135743
don't forget the baby emoji and the heart-eyes emoji

>>8134449
NOOOOOOORRRRRRRMMMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS

GGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTT OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTT


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>8134436
this is what my teacher used to teach us shakespear lol. It's pretty #good, you guys make it seem like its' the worse thing in the world lol.

>>8135813
Good. Islam shouldn't be pussified like Christianity.

>>8136241
i like this bait because you didn't try that hard

>>8134225
I hate /pol/ with a passion but that was some standard banter.

>>8134120
>>8134436
no fucks given. the existence of these things does not nullify the existence of the original.

>>8135979
these are just joke books that appear at christmas time. you know, for fun. i realise that is a bit of a strange concept on this board.

>>8134449
that is a terrible looking guitar

>>8134449
David Byrne hit that. Daily.

>>8134459
Alright that's actually disrespectful and tactless.

>>8134436
>tfw Hollow Men are real

>>8136522
Good for you, Dave.

#TRENCH FOOT

>>8136522
LETTING THE DAYS GO BY

>>8135681
have an archive link anon?
w-what did he mean by this?

>>8134459
everything smells like burnt corpses and iron. i'm hungry. #ihopedeathcomessoon

>>8136522
UH OH

>>8134459
well, here we can clearly see how great america's education is, the homeland of freedom and where all great literature is born, the rest of the world is shit.

nice meme ameritards

>>8134211
>praying
thats a hi5

>>8136522
>tfw you realize David Byrne was a literal sperg
>tfw you will never find yourself

>>8134459

Got rotated out of my trench today after only a week of being on the secondary line. No push and I didn't even get gassed or bombed like people one hundred years from now will think happened all the time. Damn huns can't even wage war correctly.

#boredom
#war is heck
#parisian sluts

>>8140515
no, look at the thumbs.

>>8134459
#ilovethesmallofnapalminthemorning

>>8134436
>people say we aren't in idiocracy

As a Christian iconoclast I have dedicated my life to destroying the depictions of G*d in all forms. This really angers my sense of duty.

>>8136522
who

>>8141128
hi 4chan

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>>8138258
https://warosu.org/sci/thread/S5767009

>>8134137
>>8134146
kek

>>8135693
most people have little to no understanding of shakespeare

the same is true of jesus christ, mohammed, abraham...

>>8134120
and this is why I chose Orthodox Judaism instead.

>>8141132
author and founding member of the Radioheads

>>8134510
came here to say the same thing. literally only protestants could be responsible for this

>>8134459

Surely seeing all my friends die, losing my sanity, crying every night, fearing for death every single day, and considering killing myself to escape the mud, the corpses, the shelling will lead to a more prosperous society and not a self-indulged society taught by garbage ass teachers who attempt to use social media as a serious form of education. And if that does happen, then fuck you cunt.

#killyourself

#you'llneverbemarried

#mollywhoreincollege

>>8134120
The Reformation was a mistake.

- God

>>8134120
Too bad all millennials are atheists.