>He came in with an armload of firewood and got a fire going

Oh boy

And I thought Lolita was smutty. Franzen you dirty dog

I love ASoIaF lots of action and pretty hot too

Did she died

Better than Green-posting at least.

and then what happened

>>8129883
Honestly thought he was going to pull on his jerky outside, looking at her naked through the glass.

>>8129990
Then he ate the last of the eggs and wiped the plate with the tortilla and ate the tortilla and drank the last of the coffee and wiped his mouth and looked up and thanked her

>>8130059
a hearty kek was had, well meme'd

If this is written from personal experience perchance I feel so bad for any woman who's had to endure sex with him

>>8130117
It's a epic reddit meme where you take a passage from something and pretend it's by John Green. The text is from Lolita after Nabokov kills her and keeps the body to have sex with it.

The way he writes is awful. Is Lolita like this as well? 'cause damn.

>>8130146
How are you getting meme'd this hard. Use the fucking google machine.

>>8129883
When Franzen came to speak at my college, he just had to do his live reading of a passage with a sex scene.

>>8130059
Yes,well meme'd sir

>>8130059
tortillas/10

>>8130136
What?

>>8129883
You're not even trying.

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>>8129883
>david franzen wallgreen

It's from Child of God, you dingbats. Don't you even read?

>>8130326
>reading totillas yecarthy