What does /lit/ think of the Olive Garden menu?

overpriced

>>8114867
I think it exemplifies the bastardisation and commercialisation of Italian culture within American late capitalism.

The only time I went to the Olive Garden it was with my stepmother and her kids. She was this butch trailer trash lady who married into my dad's money. But she lost her looks really fast and became fat as fuck. Her arms were like hams. Somehow the discussion turned to how strong my dad was, because he had been fixing some kind of enclosure for the garbage cans and sweating it out a bit earlier that week, and for some reason, my stepmom slammed her elbow down on the table in an arm-wrestler pose and said "I can take your father any day!" I guess trying to show off her muscle but really it was just this fat pale ham arm. Any time I try to fuck really trashy chubby girls, I think of that night, and I can't do it. I hope she's dead now.

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>>8114867
It's Authentico!

>>8114867
not enough vegetarian options

just marathoned the appetizers section. can someone tell me if the rest is worth reading/discuss?

>>8114875
Can't wait to read your very original and insightful thinkpiece, comrade.

>>8114867

> no introduction
> strange font
> references missing
> only self-evident explanations with trivial content

Better than 100% of continental philosophy though.

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>>8114867

Looks like Mr. Calorie

>>8115189
Found the crossie.

>>8115202

Summer is here.