What books will have this effect on me?

The mummy novelizations.

To the Lighthouse for sure.

Lost Illusions by Balzac.

David Copperfield.

The Diary of Michael Arnold

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>>8102079
>Balzac
>Bal zac
>Ball sack

>>8102094
>Balzac is called the French Dickens
>Dickens is called the English Balzac
>They're both named after genitals

my diary desu

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>>8102097

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>>8102076
>mfw that rape scene in the second

>>8102013
The Tunnel
The Recognitions
The Lime Twig
Women and Men
Milkbottle H
The Cantos

I'm sure that John Green's entire bibliography has the potential to physically harden one's visage like that, simply due to the utter disdain.

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>>8102450
>Milkbottle H

Great minds think alike.