>I majored in stories.

lol loser

>I will never have a qt blind wife to read Borges and Shakespeare to

Killll meee

>>8088560
I'm eighteen, going to a mediocre instate school in august, starting a a sophomore because of dual credits

thinking of double majoring in neurobiology and linguistics with a minor in philosophy

am i fucking myself lit? be honest....

>>8088575
bump

>>8088560
It is only baka if you did it at a shitty school

>grad school's paying for the nicest apartment i've ever lived in
>don't even have to teach
thanks, english

why aren't you making it happen, /lit/?

>>8088633
This. If you're not at a top-tier school, then the system is telling you to do something practical.

>>8088575
There's probably no jobs in any of those fields unless you get into a grad program