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>book has chapters
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>open book
>"Chapter 1"
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>book makes the first letter of every chapter huge and ornate
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>open book
>its a page
>its made of paper
>close the book
>burn
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>>8076995
>printed pages
>in the current year
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>open book
>it's written entirely in ebonics
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>open eyes
>words
>words everywhere
>pour sodium cyanide in eyes
>arrive at heaven's gate
>Peter reads my name from the book of souls
>reads
>words
>words fucking everywhere
>even in the sweet release of death I do not know peace from this evil
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>>8077019
I'm dying, man kek
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>>8076994
Filthy Protestant.
>Reviling the beautiful calico artistry of the Catholic holy books made with intemperance by the most holy of monks
>GET OUT, Sacrilegious SWINE
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>book is sectioned into unevenly sized chapters, headlined with dates instead of numbers or names
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>>8076971
There is nothing wrong with chapters.
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>>8077040
im convinced a catholic from the counter reformation time traveled here to post this.
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>>8077124
You know nothing, Heretic. You sot. You and your ilk are living on borrowed time. My filial duties to The Lord should shake you to your core.
HEATHEN
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>>8077076
Not sure if trolling, but explain.
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>book is sectioned into many small chapters
>mfw
no better feeling in the world
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>>8077371
gonna have to agree w/ you there partner!
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>book was actually the 300 page long book that I wrote in my own blood as I lay on the floor wondering why i can't feel my heart beating
When will these silly authors ever learn?
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>book has characters
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>>8077688
>book's about a nog
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The last two books I read didn't have chapters.
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>book isn't audio
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>Read book
>No pictures
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>book consists of words
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>>8078457
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wordless_novel
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>>8078484
>book has pages
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>1 phrase chapters
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>>8077124
have an upboat
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>each chapter alternates POV
>one POV is much more entertaining than the other
>every switch is torture
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>>8078564
This is exactly why one POV is better
it actually forces you to know what the fuck you're doing
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>>8078457
>Book consists of matter
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>watch foregin film
>it's a book with pictures
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>>8078584
such a great feeling
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>>8078584
>watch film
>"foregin"
>Ascend into the beyond realm
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>book conveys information
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>>8079162
>book has an author
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>>8079167
Shit, forgot le angry frog.
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>>8078596
Remember to pull back your foregin.
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>oral tradition
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>book has niggers
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