Post Quality Joke Books

i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it
i don't get it

Are these... are these even jokes? What? Am I missing something?

>>8074443

It seems Minecraft related, and 100% of the people who play that for more than a couple of hours are autistic.

>>8074450

Dear god it's like watching literal autism in motion.

>>8074465
I liked Minecraft back in the day, but not a word of these make sense to me.

>>8074450
Did you hear about... ad infinitum.

I think this is written for literal 5-year-olds

>>8074431
>>8074450
These aren't even jokes wtf

>>8074450
>turning the player character to a she just because it's about their hair style

This book is sexist.

>>8074489

They really became the autist holy grail when they made wiring, logic gates and traintracks.

>>8074450
This reads like babby's first attempt at modernist poetry if babby has literally only read the Simple English wikipedia page for it

>>8074523
I don't mind the autists really, they make some cool stuff - it's the kids I hate.

Hilarious. 10/10

>>8074431
It looks like they've been generated by computer

>>8074431
It's actually really smart, you just don't get it. Minecraft is played almost exclusively by autistic people obsessed with it. It's just good marketing.

>>8074450
>he made a lovely ice sculpture
this one works
but... im not sure if they meant it to

this book was written by literal eight year olds. It should be a crime to let children so young publish anything non-anonymously since it will be attached to them for eternity.

What do you call a shitty horror writer licking the boots of a dominatrix?

>>8074613
???

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>>8074630
Stephen King's under the domme

I Hate Everyone Starting With Me - Joan Rivers

wew

>>8074431
Schopenhauer - Aphorismen zur Lebensweisheit

>>8074450

>"He went boom."

Sent shivers up my spine. Masterful.

>>8074431
>>8074450
Does that count as poetry?

>>8074431
>>8074450
Damn this is some advanced postmodern humor right here

>>8075490
this, youve just got to appreciate the beauty of it

>>8074450
Did you hear about the guy who wrote a book of Minecraft jokes?

He had no discernible talent!

>>8074450
Did anyone else still legitimately laugh at these? Pure modern-postmodernism and I don't care if it wasn't intentional

>>8074450
Is this post modern humor?
Because I appreciate it.

>>8074450
>He was super destroyed
HOLY SHIT

>>8076038

>post-modernism is synonymous with ironic appreciation of shit

Sounds right.

>>8074636

Kek

>super destroyed

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>>8074450
>>8074431

>>8074595
Re-reading that one it's actually pretty funny.

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this all reminds me

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>>8077201

>>8074431
>>8074450
These are great. Plebs won't get them though.

>that fat ugly toe

>>8074450
Did you hear about the player who designed Minecraft?

He stole everyone's money and disappeared!

>>8074431
i feel my soul dying little by little when reading these... jokes, please tell me this is a children's book or just highly advanced form of humour

>>8074541
this sounds like something an actual kid would write

>>8076012
I laughed hard at the flying in survival mode one honestly.

Did you hear about that Minecraft joke book?

Nobody laughed!

>>8077201
this ones actually kind of clever

>>8078085
no it's not

Some of these are really quite clever

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>>8074431
>>8074450
it's always interesting contrasting reddit humor to here's

>>8079128

there's more desperation in a redditor's post

you've got to be some kind of fucked up human being to ever post on reddit

>inb4 redditors attack me

>>8079180
>there's more desperation
This. They are literally all tripfags.

>>8079186
shut up blank

>>8079189
My name is Neo

>>8077993
lul

>>8074450
I can't remember when I've last seen something this autistic.

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>>8074431
>>8074568
>>8075490
>>8075599
>>8077201
>>8077799

Not to be a memester or anything, but pic related is the funniest thing I've read all year.

>>8077731
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTHlJT8VCns
Have you seen this?