Did he fuck it?

You just KNOW.

I have a standard poodle and can confirm it is too small to fuck.

>>8062865
...for you

On Women:
>It is only the man whose intellect is clouded by his sexual instinct that could give that stunted, narrow-shouldered, broad-hipped, and short-legged race the name of the fair sex; for the entire beauty of the sex is based on this instinct. One would be more justified in calling them the unaesthetic sex than the beautiful.
On Dogs:
>"Dogs [Spinoza] seems not to have known at all. To the monstrous proposition with which the 26th appendix [of the Ethics] opens...the best answer is given by a Spanish literateur of our day (Larra, psuedonym Figaro), 'He who has never kept a dog does not know what it is to love and be loved.'"

you know what, i think he might have.

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A caricature of Schopenhauer and his beloved poodles by artist Wilhelm Busch

look at the size of that dog's butthole