HOW BIG DO YOUR BALLS HAVE TO BE to start your book like this?
"By the time you finish reading this book you will be a different person. I am not claiming that this book will change the way you think and act. I am simply referring to the fact that the cells in your body, including the neurons of your brain, are continuously changing. By the time you finish reading this book you will "literally" be a different body and a different brain. Every word that you read is having an effect on the connections between your neurons. And every breath you take is pacing the metabolism of your cells. This book is about what just happened to you."
>>8057272
i guess big? there's no context
Starting by assuming a shit theory of personal identity (and identity of bodies and brains). Yeah, I guess that's ballsy.
>>8057272
That's honestly embarrassing, also why did he write "literally" in quotes when he just ment "literally"?
>>8057414
To cause the exact neuronal chemical change of frustration and bewilderment that you're experiencing right now.
>>8057425
Damn
What a trickster
So? Dan Handler/Lemony Snickets outright tells you to GTFO and read something else
>>8057272
I suggest to change the "different person" part of the first sentence with "big guy".
>>8057788
Brain gains.
It could have been by John Green
>>8057425
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