Do you read a book a day?

No. I have failed you Tai. And for that I am sorry.

2 busy driving my lamborghini desu senpai

I bang an OP's mom a day.

>>8047443
lol books are for nerds man

>>8047443
Basically, yeah. I paid some guy to summarize a book for me while driving the california hills

>>8047443
I feel sorry for the people who actually fall for this hack.

>>8047443
A friend of mine is seriously into this dude. She's followed him on social media recently and spouts his stuff from now and then. I'm afraid she'll ask me for my opinion on him and I'll totally seem like an asshole.

My friend from New York once did 90 stories in 30 seconds.

No, I average one book every three days. I still have work to do. (Light in August took me over a week, though.)

I think about a book a day. does that count?

>dude just read both covers and then an online summary lmao you get the same effect

No, i have a job. 1-2 books a week are the best I can do, really.

My love for Tai is so great,
my heart melts for him 'til the dusk of day.
The night reads when he's away,
read, read 'til day's dawn.

His beauty is great,
Wondering mind 'til he sees,
reading is all I do,
While waiting for the moment, for him to say "I do."

No, but I read probably several thousand shitposts and worthless tidbits of memetic noise data per hour

>>8047443
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No but some days I'll read three.

>>8047459
This frankly

I read one book a decade, and type nine thousand shitposts a day.

>>8047443
Deep reading is more beneficial and doesn't turn your into a scumbag scammer

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I read too a day

>>8047750
/Thraedh

i read the word 'book' every day~

>>8047443
Of course not.

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>>8047443
a book a day keeps Howard Bloom away

>>8047443
Fuck off conman

>>8047634

He has some decent advice I guess but who doesn't nowadays? A lot of it is a scam, he's conning fuckers everywhere to buy his shit.

>>8049216
This. He's a total scam artist, it's hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GIwTG8V-Ko

>>8048897
Harold reads at like 400 or 500 pages an hour unless it's Paradise Lost which he likes to read very slowly.

So Paradise Lost a day, otherwise you best be reading a few a day.

>>8049243
in his prime the man was at 1000 pages an hour with excellent comprehension. Allegedly.

>>8049252
how the fuck do you do this? l can hardly read 300wpm

>>8049255
you transcend the mortal realm

>>8049252
>1000 pages an hour with excellent comprehension
>Allegedly
Don't believe it unless he has some kind of severe autism.

>>8049255
You have to have either no corpus callosum or no soul.

>>8049258
Well the guy nearly failed high school.

He got into university by doing some literature specific test

>>8049263
Then that may be it. One of those high IQ autists who are shit at a lot but autistically good at something very specific.

>>8049266
That goes against the very definition of IQ. IQ *tries* to define fluid intelligence, thus it needs to extend beyond an specific field of interest.
Autists have usually low IQ, despite of their proficiency at particular disciplines.