Drier than the Sahara
borges was a cuck
>>8038296
Wasn't he a virgin?
>>8038296
Serves him right for falling in love with a H2G slut.
>>8038293
Dry as a diamond, and just as sharp and brilliant
>>8038302
No, but you are.
>>8038293
His simplest stories are his best.
Secret Miracle is GOAT
>>8038302
he had two wives
but... nobody can tell for sure :3
Oceans of lotions, streams of creams