Prose Thread

>>8024635

Your idiosyncracies are contrived and inauthentic.

>>8024642
rekt

your prose is shallow and pedantic.

ya writin sux da big peen

>>8024693
good gravy this is a damning statement!

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>>8024658
I find this post rather shallow and pedantic.

I like turtles.

Post your prose, here's mine

> Waiting, knowing that what he waited for was not the same as what he anticipated, feeling, and knowing what he felt was not the same as what he knew, fagging, and being a fag, the OP posted his prose.

>>8025235

>Waiting, knowing that what he waited for was not the same as what he anticipated, feeling, and knowing what he felt was not the same as what he knew, fagging, and being a fag, the OP posted his prose.

Real talk das some good shit nigguh. Spit hot fire dawg. Check it:

Therefore, ergo, vis-a-vis, concordantly, the individual writing the response to me, the OP, and when I say individual I do not mean to confuse any definition of an individual, not an individual as a sum of parts or a mythical interpretation of an individual as if they were an all knowing deity, I mean, specifically, the individual writing the response to me, the OP, and none other, can feel free to go ahead and lick my asshole and suck on my balls. It is this that I anticipate, knowing what I will feel is the equivalent to writing one sentence, just one sentence, of eternal prose.

I'm starting to hate that word.

Prose.

Prose.

Yeah, kill yourself.

>>8025344

Do you hate poetry, too?

>>8025376
No. It doesn't make any sense to suggest as much by asking me that in the first place.

>>8025389

>No. It doesn't make any sense to suggest as much by asking me that in the first place.

lol. You only write in Prose or Poetry, anon. Don't be silly.

>>8025398
I don't mind prose, I'm merely upset that people use that word so much.

no discernible talent.

>>8024635
>more better

No one got this

>>8025720
Everyone "got" it. You're a sperg.

>>8025453
What word would you prefer to use to denote non-verse?

>>8024635
Read "The Reader Over Your Shoulder: A Handbook for Writers of English Prose, 2nd Edition" by Robert Graves.