Have books ever given you a boner?

Lolita all the way

Yes. What the fuck do you think "bibliophile" means?

The sex scenes in Illuminatus! Always ended with me jerking off

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>>8012793
yes, when i was in my early teens pic related and other books by the same writer were fapped over regularly. that was before we got internet tho

also, my ex-girl and i would read to each other in bed and while i was reading to her she would wank me gently. so in a way books have been responsible for many erections

i still miss her

>>8012793
Have I ever read Henry Miller or Anais Nin? The answer to all questions is yes.

The Omen IV when Damien's girlfriend gets pregnant from violent anal.

the way Eco described the library in Il nome della rosa made me hard

>>8012793
Gravity's Rainbow gave me the weirdest boners

Lolita and Ive jerked off to every Murakami Ive read, besides After Dark

>>8012793
listen, I've masturbated to literally hundreds of books, okay

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>tfw hassan's rumpus room

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Are you calling me fag son?

First book boner was the kissing scene from the Order of the Phoenix. I think i even fapped to that when i was like 12

>>8012793
100 Years of Solitude, easy

Post best boner inducing passages. Don't have any myself

>inb4 GR

all the time

quitting porn and trying not to masturbate makes you exquisitely sensitive to almost everything

>>8012793
I masturbated to Bram Stoker's Dracula in the seventh grade. At the time I didn't realize there was a lot of erotic symbolism, I just got an erection late at night and solved it the way newly pubescent males do

In James Herbert's The Dark there is a scene where a chubby, buxom nurse basically fucks an elderly patient to death. Read it when I was 15-16 iirc. I enjoyed a lot of the sex scenes in his books but I don't know how I would feel about them now.

>>8012793
yes, the erotic books.

>>8012793
why is that woman wearing a bath robe and heels to a talk show?

Autobiography of a Flea is my current go-to. Nasty. No redeeming social value.

>>8012793
No. But there's a good reason for that.

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I'm sort of ashamed to say this, but American Psycho

All the time.

>>8012793
I masturbated to Snow Crash and The Crying of Lo 49

>>8012793
She looks like an android.

>>8012793
The sex scenes in the Savage Detectives, and pretty much anything written by based Bolaño

I got a boner reading the first few pages of gravity's rainbow.

Yes, i particularly remember one while being very young and reading the metamorphoses.

>>8012961
this desu lol

>>8012961
V was better for that

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The scene in Youth In Revolt when the friend's mom almost fucks Nick. I was like 12 when I first read that scene and it gave me a massive milf fetish.

The Metamorphosis

when he started getting apples thrown at him I just couldn't help it

>>8012988
>no qt will ever ask if she can hang you

the story of the eye

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>TFW YOU FAP TO STORY OF THE EYE

I find if I try to read while reclined on my bed I get the irresistible urge to masturbate to whatever I'm reading.

the part of Catch-22 with all the whores in the Italian brothel gets me every time

>>8012793
not books exactly but i used to masturbate to online erotica until antipsychotics killed my libido. now i cant even get a decent boner

>>8014762
I think I did this but I couldn't get off. Philosophy in The Bedroom however......

>>8012897
e-excerpt please

>>8014977
similar situation here. I took AP for a while that my psychiatrist prescribed for no reason, and my dick has been limp ever since. how long has it been for you; does it ever pass?

I was reading Knights of the Black and White

There's a scene in that were a Frankish noblewoman seduces a Bishop, and while she's slowly and sensually riding him on a sofa, they discuss Levantine politics. It had to have a beat after I finished the chapter, I was very flustered.

>>8014762
Wow you're so cool dude I bet you also discovered that book via of Montreal

>>8014549
Nah. This is one of the only books I've gotten a chubby to. Only book I jerked off to tbqhwy lad.