The Tile Lover of /v/

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Hello again fellow wordsmiths and literary maniacs,

I humbly beseech you with a co-author request for a short 250pg 6x9" paperback and ebook to a book dedicated to the life of the Tile Lover of /v/.
That's right you read that right a book is in the process to both examine the life of a "tile fetishist" and tell such a creatures life story.
Classified in the biography-fiction section or "Tile Pattern Erotica" section of any library near you - that's right, there's no shame in exposing the tile lover.
At any rate, any of you maniacs brilliant or deranged enough to help me get into the head of a Tile Lover?
I sure as hell hope so because I've got so many works in progress on my desk right now I'm gonna need a good co for this one all for the sake of time.
We can profit share as it will be published through LuLu and I'm willing to go 50/50 with you on it so long as you earn it.
Got the outline, notes, and research already done just need to main line some word heroin and bang out the main gist.
The last one I did was on Elliot Rodger's, le Supreme Gentleman and that's just in terms of /b/ ghost writing assignments.
If for some reason you didn't make the thread in time and are viewing this from the archive hit me up at 4224doctors.boards.net and we can get to work on this.