Greetings my loyal fans and readers.
I, GRRM am going to give you what you've been waiting for all these long years.
I will finally reveal the grand plots and schemes which I have crafted for long years in chaste solitude. Every character's threads will be untangled and rewoven into a tapestry which will touch your very souls.
BUT FIRST...
So hilariously not funny with absolutely zero potential to be funny or entertaining. Well struck, plebtard tripboi.
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...I'm going to have 9 different characters recount the events of "The Hand's Tournament, at Harrenhal, In the year of the false spring".